Louis Logic - Mischievous lyrics
[Louis Logic - Mischievous lyrics]
Every time I leave my house
Pork patrol wanna seek me out did I see it
Did I do it? C'mon down to the station house
Chase me down, "Hey, how's that high?"
Shine the flashlight around my eyes
Every time some coward cries
They doubt that I have an alibi
It's bizarre how I got a
Disregard for prison bars
But it isn't hard to see
Why I hate the mainstream
And daydream of beating Dave
Matthews with his guitar
I live to scar you with a lit cigar
If I miss the charts
I'll put a mailbomb in your Christmas card
Cause you're jealous of the fact that I'm
Blowing up and you're envious at heart
My true intentions are cruel intentions
New ways to hurt you with new inventions
You figure you're a star
I'll hit you with a car and
Flatten you down to 2 dimensions
You want me to be
Non-violent? It's only gonna
Happen on a day that I'm silent
Which isn't too often, cause
I can't be sober til' you're
Standing over Lou's coffin
Any other time I got a beer in my hand
And mysterious plans to put fear in your fam'
And so degenerates cheer for the
Champ of born losers
Hero to weirdos and porn users
My three last shows, were fiascoes
This dude came up like, "Yo
You see that Ho?" "I dare
You to grab her ass"
So I grabbed her snatch and had
A fight with these three assholes
Now I'm mad at that and there's an APB
The cops kicked my ass when they came for me
Like they hold a grudge
So I stood up in the courtroom and
Told the judge I got ADD
I'm mischievous
I make people want to slit their wrists
A whole lot of parents and critics
Is all pissed at this
But they missed the gist
It's just fictitious i'm mischievous
My songs make kids wanna slit their wrists
And now a lot of critics and
Parents is all mad at this
I need clearances to make appearances
Warning, take caution
Keep out of children's reach
Cause, I spill a speech of bad will to teach
And let the psychos fill the streets
A lot of criminals wanna kill police
Steal the keys and set the villains free
You better listen kids cause I'm mischievous
So keep out of children's reach
(Oh, no) I'ma ruin your whole show
Stumble on the stage drunk moving in slow-mo
Cause you wouldn't know dope
Even if you would've sold coke or
Tried to steal Louis' whole flow
Folks now better than to try and diss
I'll put you in a choke-hold, I'm childish
I'll poke holes in your car tires with
My bare hands and sharpened appliances
Cause, I'm a product of my environment
So I can't be blamed if my rhymes are violent
Cause every time I'm in silence, asleep
Sick thoughts creep in behind my eyelids
Rhymes aside skip the dissin' nonsense
We about to have a real pissin' contest
You think I wouldn't let my
Pee soak your every
Seam till you weigh as much as Heavy D?
It's a fact misery loves company
And lung disease would work wonderfully
So I teach little kids to smoke
Shit it's just a joke and it
Sounds like fun to me
It's as easy as 1, 2, 3
Come on up to the roof and then jump with me
And when they scrape you up from
The street, instead of doing dirt
You'll be buried underneath
From the kids in the projects robbing stores
To the burbs where they steal
From the shopping malls
It ain't a MC who don't respect me
So don't get testy
Y'all haven't got the balls
I'm mischievous
I make people want to slit their wrists
A whole lot of parents and critics
Is all pissed at this
But they missed the gist
It's just fictitious i'm mischievous
My songs make kids wanna slit their wrists
And now a lot of critics and
Parents is all mad at this
I need clearances to make appearances
Warning, take caution
Keep out of children's reach
Cause, I spill a speech of bad will to teach
And let the psychos fill the streets
A lot of criminals wanna kill police
Steal the keys and set the villains free
You better listen kids cause I'm mischievous
So keep out of children's reach
When you're slumping guys till
Ya lump they eyes
Up to a pumpkin's size they're like, "Oh
No!" a whole lot of husbands would
Give me a snuffing
If they knew who I'm fucking like, "Oh, no!"
If you drank so much that you don't react
To an oak-wood bat across your bony back
And wake up, looking in your wallet and
You don't see jack it's like, "Oh, no!"
Every time I leave my house
Pork patrol want to seek me out
Did I see it, did I do it? Come on down
To the station house
Chase me down, "Hey, how's that high?"
Shine the flashlight around my eyes
Every time some coward cries
They doubt that I have an alibi
Pork patrol wanna seek me out did I see it
Did I do it? C'mon down to the station house
Chase me down, "Hey, how's that high?"
Shine the flashlight around my eyes
Every time some coward cries
They doubt that I have an alibi
It's bizarre how I got a
Disregard for prison bars
But it isn't hard to see
Why I hate the mainstream
And daydream of beating Dave
Matthews with his guitar
I live to scar you with a lit cigar
If I miss the charts
I'll put a mailbomb in your Christmas card
Cause you're jealous of the fact that I'm
Blowing up and you're envious at heart
My true intentions are cruel intentions
New ways to hurt you with new inventions
You figure you're a star
I'll hit you with a car and
Flatten you down to 2 dimensions
You want me to be
Non-violent? It's only gonna
Happen on a day that I'm silent
Which isn't too often, cause
I can't be sober til' you're
Standing over Lou's coffin
Any other time I got a beer in my hand
And mysterious plans to put fear in your fam'
And so degenerates cheer for the
Champ of born losers
Hero to weirdos and porn users
My three last shows, were fiascoes
This dude came up like, "Yo
You see that Ho?" "I dare
You to grab her ass"
So I grabbed her snatch and had
A fight with these three assholes
Now I'm mad at that and there's an APB
The cops kicked my ass when they came for me
Like they hold a grudge
So I stood up in the courtroom and
Told the judge I got ADD
I'm mischievous
I make people want to slit their wrists
A whole lot of parents and critics
Is all pissed at this
But they missed the gist
It's just fictitious i'm mischievous
My songs make kids wanna slit their wrists
And now a lot of critics and
Parents is all mad at this
I need clearances to make appearances
Warning, take caution
Keep out of children's reach
Cause, I spill a speech of bad will to teach
And let the psychos fill the streets
A lot of criminals wanna kill police
Steal the keys and set the villains free
You better listen kids cause I'm mischievous
So keep out of children's reach
(Oh, no) I'ma ruin your whole show
Stumble on the stage drunk moving in slow-mo
Cause you wouldn't know dope
Even if you would've sold coke or
Tried to steal Louis' whole flow
Folks now better than to try and diss
I'll put you in a choke-hold, I'm childish
I'll poke holes in your car tires with
My bare hands and sharpened appliances
Cause, I'm a product of my environment
So I can't be blamed if my rhymes are violent
Cause every time I'm in silence, asleep
Sick thoughts creep in behind my eyelids
Rhymes aside skip the dissin' nonsense
We about to have a real pissin' contest
You think I wouldn't let my
Pee soak your every
Seam till you weigh as much as Heavy D?
It's a fact misery loves company
And lung disease would work wonderfully
So I teach little kids to smoke
Shit it's just a joke and it
Sounds like fun to me
It's as easy as 1, 2, 3
Come on up to the roof and then jump with me
And when they scrape you up from
The street, instead of doing dirt
You'll be buried underneath
From the kids in the projects robbing stores
To the burbs where they steal
From the shopping malls
It ain't a MC who don't respect me
So don't get testy
Y'all haven't got the balls
I'm mischievous
I make people want to slit their wrists
A whole lot of parents and critics
Is all pissed at this
But they missed the gist
It's just fictitious i'm mischievous
My songs make kids wanna slit their wrists
And now a lot of critics and
Parents is all mad at this
I need clearances to make appearances
Warning, take caution
Keep out of children's reach
Cause, I spill a speech of bad will to teach
And let the psychos fill the streets
A lot of criminals wanna kill police
Steal the keys and set the villains free
You better listen kids cause I'm mischievous
So keep out of children's reach
When you're slumping guys till
Ya lump they eyes
Up to a pumpkin's size they're like, "Oh
No!" a whole lot of husbands would
Give me a snuffing
If they knew who I'm fucking like, "Oh, no!"
If you drank so much that you don't react
To an oak-wood bat across your bony back
And wake up, looking in your wallet and
You don't see jack it's like, "Oh, no!"
Every time I leave my house
Pork patrol want to seek me out
Did I see it, did I do it? Come on down
To the station house
Chase me down, "Hey, how's that high?"
Shine the flashlight around my eyes
Every time some coward cries
They doubt that I have an alibi