Love And Theft - Batman And Robin lyrics

I'm Batman, he's Robin
In our cardboard Bat Mobile no
One can stop us
I'm the captain, he's my little skipper
We're Tom and Huck just
Floating down the river
I'm the tall one in all his pictures
But not for long, I blink and he gets bigger
And while I'm working
He watches everything I do
He hides my tools so he can
Fix things in his room

What he don't know is I'm his biggest fan
And he don't know how much
I love my little man
I ain't perfect I still got a long
Long way to go
But, I'm his daddy, the star of his show

I'm the coolest in my big truck
He's Earnhardt of the neighborhood when
He rides up front
If I promise, he knows I'm gonna
And I'm his hero 'cause I love his mama

What he don't know is I'm his biggest fan
And he don't know how much
I love my little man
I ain't perfect I still got a long
Long way to go
But, I'm his daddy, the star of his show

When he's crying, I dry his tears
And when he's scared
He grabs my hand and it all disappears
And if you ask him, I'm the strongest
'Cause, I'm the one that fights
The monsters in his closet

What he don't know is I'm his biggest fan
And he don't know how much
I love my little man
I ain't perfect I still got a long
Long way to go
But, I'm his daddy, the star of his show
Yeah, I'm his daddy
That's all he needs to know

I'm Batman, he's Robin