Love’s Labour’s Lost: The Musical - Brabant Song, Pt. II lyrics

Exhibit B: Foggy memories
Of college shenanigans one boy asks-

Psst, hey that lady can you tell me her name?

One girl says-

That loser, Longaville, he's exactly the same

Another boy asks-

Don't I know her, from back in the day?

The girl-

Dumaine was so nice, he always let me pay!

Another boy

The one that I spoke to is she single or no?

The girl

Berowne, have you forgotten?
Was it that long ago?

The boys-

If I were less mature I'd
Try to get some action
Girls are fun but manly
Vows give other satisfaction
I don't know why we thought
This vow would be hard

I'll just go up, take a cold shower
And curl up in bed with
The works of Kierkegaard

And the ladies can remain

Just outside our windows in the yard

Did you mark this, my mad wenches?
If my observation of gentlemen affected
Deceive me, not now tonight, we witnessed
Navarre is infected