Lunar C - Avsummathat lyrics
[Lunar C - Avsummathat lyrics]
And now the widely anticipated tHE LUNAR CD!
THE LUNAR CD! (Rapping in background)
It's Lunar C the MP my crews elite
I'm 19 you're half the man I used to be
Usually I'm either high I'm or I'm pissed
I'm so retarded that I write with a lisp
No one's as grimey as this
I punch your grandma in the spine for a fix
I got your wife in my crib
Ridin' my dick for a line and a cig
Personally I prefer a pint and a spliff
My favourite meal is vagina and chips
Minus the chips
You'll get tied up and whipped
With a vertical slice in your wrist
If you try to resist for chattin' dog shit
I'll attach your chin to your top lip
With a cross stitch
Creep up on your blind side and lob bricks
I hold a shite rhymer hostage
I write like I've lost it
I'm fly like a crotch zip
Maybe to some the fact that my
Flow is fresh as a bird
And I'm that rapper you'll give props to
But not respect as a person
Take the piss you'll be showin' your
Open chest to a surgeon
After I send a fist for
Your solar plexus and sternum
If you're married to the game
You should get divorced
Coz she's a desperate whore
A dirty sket, I caught her septic sores
These days I sleep alone next
To a chest of drawers full of ket to snort
By night I ride a headless horse
And spend my time molesting dwarfs
And directing porn for leprechauns
Rest assured
I'm not mad I just forget the laws
When I'm stressed or bored i jet to morgues
And sex a corpse if I had less remorse
Then I'd probably be on a mental ward
Fuck fresh lyrics i've got a foisty flow
It's explicit i make visit's
To sex clinics because there's skets in it
I get digit's and bounce
Before my test's finished
You should feel honoured that
You get to enter the epicentre
You're blessed to venture
Into the mind of a mental member
Stroke sex offender
Bad breath from the last time
That I ate placenta
If you're from the north west
I'm meant to represent ya
Start the Lunar session
I'm so skillful I abuse progression
Now I have to either to take
A new direction or improve perfection
THE LUNAR CD! (Rapping in background)
It's Lunar C the MP my crews elite
I'm 19 you're half the man I used to be
Usually I'm either high I'm or I'm pissed
I'm so retarded that I write with a lisp
No one's as grimey as this
I punch your grandma in the spine for a fix
I got your wife in my crib
Ridin' my dick for a line and a cig
Personally I prefer a pint and a spliff
My favourite meal is vagina and chips
Minus the chips
You'll get tied up and whipped
With a vertical slice in your wrist
If you try to resist for chattin' dog shit
I'll attach your chin to your top lip
With a cross stitch
Creep up on your blind side and lob bricks
I hold a shite rhymer hostage
I write like I've lost it
I'm fly like a crotch zip
Maybe to some the fact that my
Flow is fresh as a bird
And I'm that rapper you'll give props to
But not respect as a person
Take the piss you'll be showin' your
Open chest to a surgeon
After I send a fist for
Your solar plexus and sternum
If you're married to the game
You should get divorced
Coz she's a desperate whore
A dirty sket, I caught her septic sores
These days I sleep alone next
To a chest of drawers full of ket to snort
By night I ride a headless horse
And spend my time molesting dwarfs
And directing porn for leprechauns
Rest assured
I'm not mad I just forget the laws
When I'm stressed or bored i jet to morgues
And sex a corpse if I had less remorse
Then I'd probably be on a mental ward
Fuck fresh lyrics i've got a foisty flow
It's explicit i make visit's
To sex clinics because there's skets in it
I get digit's and bounce
Before my test's finished
You should feel honoured that
You get to enter the epicentre
You're blessed to venture
Into the mind of a mental member
Stroke sex offender
Bad breath from the last time
That I ate placenta
If you're from the north west
I'm meant to represent ya
Start the Lunar session
I'm so skillful I abuse progression
Now I have to either to take
A new direction or improve perfection