Malibu Ken - Tuesday lyrics

There's something you should probably know
Before we go too far
My neighbor found a mushroom growing
Inside of my car she called me up on tour
Sounding emotionally scarred
Although it may have scared her more
That I wasn't really alarmed
The dandruff in a shaken globe is
Fit to gild a manger
The pizza face is pepperoni, carbuncle
And caper i'm bunions and contusions, bumps
Lumps and bruises
Discoloring, and other things I can't
Reach with a loofah
Not a butcher, not a baker
Pick a booger with a
Basic evolutionary failure
I do not open mail, I do not answer phones
The fridge is pretty much a
Home for mayonnaise alone
Watch a pocketknife surgeon cut a
Cyst out in the kitchen
It's the cousin to acutely removing his
Own stitches in a pinch
Kool-Aid ooze out his toothache
Mushroom growing in the car
It's just another Tuesday

(Forever now, forever it's a Tuesday) Tuesday
(Forever now, forever now) Tuesday
And if you waiting for a spell
Where it falls into an order you can help?
Then well, yeah no

On one hand, it's pretty gross on the other
It's sort of like a pretty desert rose
How against all odds, whether wet, dry
Night or day garden, pigsty or cave
Life science finds a way
Boxed in, vegged out, fox in the henhouse
Gray-stained teeth
Say "cheese" through a trench-mouth
"Cheese!" Chase dreams with the hellbound
Posture suitable for a job in a bell tower
One plate, one fork, itty-bitty lamp
I would offer you a drink
But I literally can't
It feels like you're camping when
You're sitting on the can
Where the crib has always simulated
Living in a van a little light cleaning
Keep the spiders off his eating
Maybe one day, he'll go deeper
Really exorcise the demon at the root
I'm in the sofa cushions over loose change
Black mold bathtub homie, it's a Tuesday

(Forever now, forever it's a Tuesday) Tuesday
(Forever now, forever now) Tuesday
And if you waiting for a spell
Where it falls into an order you can help?
Then well, yeah no

I can't even keep a cactus
Alive when I'm present when I'm gone
It's a groundbreaking botanical epic
From desolate to Little Shop of
Horrors in a second
It's weird knowing life thrives
More when you exit the Trouble Man
Cuddle with a duffel bag of loose cash
Chews glass, scatterbrained
Aspartame moo-stache
Mwah! Head lice, dressed like a douchebag
Unsaid prayers, undead raccoon hat
Voice of the boiled-over
Thick skull still throw his
Toys out his stroller
Piss black roof tar, bleed flat Cherry Coke
Very much another wack-job with a megaphone
Very much another fat slob
Playing chess alone
Lesser-known fetish porn, leftover Lexapro
Et cetera everything's coming up goose eggs
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days
Tuesday is Tuesday

(Forever now, forever it's a Tuesday) Tuesday
(Forever now, forever now) Tuesday
(Forever now, forever it's a Tuesday)
(Forever now, forever now)