Man on the Internet - Gangplank Galleon lyrics

Oh
Make way for the king of the Kremling Krew
I've got here a shanty just for you
'Bout how I'm the greatest king of all time
And I'll make sure you get it all in rhyme

You can't stop the croc
With the belly made of brass i'm thicc
I will kick you in the butt
I will pound you in the grass
Heft and might - that's me, alright
Everyone hail to the Kremling King
Now, tempo increase by a couple of knots
It's time they all see what K rool's got

(Ha ha, cue the tempo change
Of evil! Hahaha, behold, How sinister)

You can't hope to face my power
For this is my finest hour
Kongs will topple like a tower

(Nailed it! Wait
What do you mean Juno covered this one? Are
You saying I can't cover this? I'll
Turn your skin into my cover's clutcher
You don't tell
Me what I can and can't sing! Ooh
Here comes the next part)

Hail to the king
To the king of the Kremlings
Hail to the king
To the king of the Kremlings
Hail to the king
To the might of which we sing
(Yes, show them you've been rehearsing)
Hail to the king
To the king of the Kremlings
Hail to the king
To the king of the Kremlings
Hail to the king
To the king of the Kremling Krew!
(Yes, that's me)

You can't hope to face my power
For this is my finest hour

Move it, groove it, watch me, see me
Claw 'em, roll 'em, stomp 'em teeny
I play this game of mine
They do as they hear me
And do you stammer, stammer seeing my eye?
You better scurry, see me, flee me, hurry
You better fly

Ready already? We need to go
Increase the pressure, here we go
I'm totally the top of every DKC now
You need a shanty, shanty, shanty, a song
You ought to see me play my music
Gotta follow along you got it!

Hail to the king
To the king of the Kremlings
Hail to the king
To the king of the Kremlings
Hail to K rool, oh
The king of the Kremling Krew
(One more belt, here we go)

You can't hope to face my power
For this is my finest hour
I decree you all shall cower (Spoken)
Nailed it! Are you ready for the next
Verse, kids? I didn't hear an
'aye, aye, captain!' I said, I didn't
Hear an, 'aye, aye, captain!' Wait
Why is the music fading out? There's
Another half of this song! The
Way it was on youtube, anyway, it
Was twice this length! And
There it goes bye! I'll be in my Trailer