Man on the Internet, Alex Beckham, MAHO! Cody, Darby Cupit, Ploops the Bear - Songtober - Welcome to the Internet lyrics
[Man on the Internet, Alex Beckham, MAHO! Cody, Darby Cupit, Ploops the Bear - Songtober - Welcome to the Internet lyrics]
Welcome to the internet have a look around
Anything that brain of yours
Can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you
You'd be the first
Welcome to the internet come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news
Or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic this isn't a test
Just nod or shake your head
And we'll do the rest
Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights
Or tweet a racial slur? Be happy! Be horny!
Be bursting with rage!
We've got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We've got movies and doctors
And fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings
Of all the different characters
In Harry Potter fucking each other
Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you
Photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised you know you like it
You whore
See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your-
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to
Vaccinate your kids
Could I interest you in everything
All of the time a little bit of everything
All of the time apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
Could I interest you in everything
All of the time a little bit of everything
All of the time apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
You know, it wasn't always like this
Not very long ago just before your time
Right before the towers fell circa '99
This was catalogs, travel blogs
A chat room or two
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting for you
You, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do
Now, look at you, oh look at you, you, you
Unstoppable, watchable your time is now
Your inside's out honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand
Ha ha hahaha!
Could I interest you in everything
All of the time a bit of everything
All of the time apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
Could I interest you in everything
All of the time a little bit of everything
All of the time apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything all of the time
Anything that brain of yours
Can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you
You'd be the first
Welcome to the internet come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news
Or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic this isn't a test
Just nod or shake your head
And we'll do the rest
Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights
Or tweet a racial slur? Be happy! Be horny!
Be bursting with rage!
We've got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We've got movies and doctors
And fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings
Of all the different characters
In Harry Potter fucking each other
Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you
Photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised you know you like it
You whore
See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your-
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to
Vaccinate your kids
Could I interest you in everything
All of the time a little bit of everything
All of the time apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
Could I interest you in everything
All of the time a little bit of everything
All of the time apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
You know, it wasn't always like this
Not very long ago just before your time
Right before the towers fell circa '99
This was catalogs, travel blogs
A chat room or two
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting for you
You, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do
Now, look at you, oh look at you, you, you
Unstoppable, watchable your time is now
Your inside's out honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand
Ha ha hahaha!
Could I interest you in everything
All of the time a bit of everything
All of the time apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
Could I interest you in everything
All of the time a little bit of everything
All of the time apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything all of the time