Man on the Internet - Ghost Fight lyrics

My child, Many monsters you meet in the
Underground may wish to harm
You, Or block your way but, if
You merely talk to them
You will find there is no
Conflict you cannot escape

Go ahead! Try it out on this ghost!

Zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz

You're not much of a talker are you?

That's all right, I'm sure you- my child?
What are you- no! Put down the stick!
Ghosts are not for hitting! My child!

Oh ah, jeez
A-a-a-am I in your way?
Uh- Hey, hey I'm sorry! O oh goodness

Yeah! Guess I look funny
I'm not real sunny, though
No, no no, nnnngh
Just pluggin' along, listenin' to the radio

I'm fine, excuse me, I'm sorry
Do what you got to do, don't mind me
I'm not a barrel of sunshine
Even my tears are crying
Guess I'm in for a beating

Don't mind my frown
I'd just weigh you down
I'd just waste your time incorporeal
Sorry, Toriel i can barely rhyme

Don't waste your life your pain and strife
On a guy like me please stop it, slick
Put down that stick don't lower my HP

You know
I'm only sitting here watching you
Try to hit me to be polite you can't kill a
Ghost we're kinda incorporeal

Yeah! I'm real sorry
I don't feel starry, though
No, no no, nnnngh makin' mixtapes
Are they okay? I don't know

Long ago, I forgot how to laugh
I know how to say "heh"
That's just half of it
Not sure if I'm even real
I'm just not really feeling up to it hey!
I made a hat how about that?
Oh, oh, oh i made it out of tears
That I shed during this spat

Just another day in my little life
Full of melancholy, gloom and strife
I'm sick in the head
Don't wanna leave my bed
I didn't want this afterlife

Sometimes it's cool i feel like such a fool
Feeling like I have been schooled

A lonely piece of trash man, I want to crash
Be a weepin' ghoul

Yeah, my life is pain
Yeah, I'm quite insane even with this hat

Yeah, am I sayin' "Yeah" too much?
Sorry about that

I just now realized I probably could
Have left at any point
But then you'd be unhappy too
So sorry what? Are
You hugging me? That's nice
But I I can't really
Hug back, it would be weird first of all
I don't have arms

Wow! Are we friends now?
Don't even know how this happened
Guess I'll live with it
Guess this is my life now

I can't believe we stopped the fight
Is this your way of trying to make it right?
This is the longest anyone's listened to me
And the record won't break after tonight

I'm full of cheer and can't you hear
In the way I sing?

Well you should go before I go
And ruin everything

Pretend you beat me down
That would stop my frown
Give me a little glee

Meanwhile, I am just going to jam
To this melody

I'm fine, excuse me, I'm sorry
Do what you got to do, don't mind me
I'm not a barrel of sunshine
Even my tears are crying
Thanks for stopping the beating

Just another day in my little life
Full of melancholy, gloom and strife
I'm sick in the head
Don't wanna leave my bed
I didn't want this afterlife

Well, this has been an experience i
Wasted enough of your time bye, I guess

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