Man on the Internet - Groose’s Theme lyrics

Bum bum dum bum bum!

Bum bum bum bum intro intro!
Bum bum bum a intro intro!

It's the theme of Groose
Now the Groose is loose
It's the theme, yes
It's the theme of Groose
Hey, look, there goes Groose
Gonna buy some juice
Does anyone realize Groose rhymes with goose?
(Like if you did)

It's Groose he's drinking juice
Yes, it's Groose not a moose
(I can see the confusion)

It's Groose riding a caboose
Wait, wrong game!
Hey! Come back with the train
(I need to pay it off)

It's the theme of Groose
Now the Groose is loose
It's the theme, yes
It's the theme of Groose
Hey, look, there goes Groose
Gonna buy some juice
Does anyone realize Groose rhymes with goose?
(Like if you did)

It's the theme of Groose
Filthy, train-stealing Groose
How'd he do that, anyway? Uh, snoose

Snoose is a word, says Groose
Dictionary less Groose
Throw the book at the train-stealing crook
Groose

It's Groose he's now in jail
With a whale he's on it's tail (Epic fail)

Wait, Groose what are you doing?
He used the tail as a spring now he's free
(Oh crap, Groose is loose)

It's the theme of Groose
(No, no, don't you restart the song on me)
Now the Groose is loose
(We aren't looping this)
It's the theme, yes
It's the theme of Groose
(You still need to pay for stealing my train
Groose! Come back here, Groose)