Man on the Internet - Magus’ Keep lyrics

The fiendlord's keep shall we?

Crono! So THIS is where you've been since
The festival! You had me worried sick!

Well, if it isn't Lucca!

Frog! You're safe!

You're STILL alive, my dear?

I guess we'd better do something about that
Children THIS naughty deserve to be punished!

Welcome, Glenn! Or should I say
Sir Froggy? Mwa ha ha! Never expected to
See you here are those your
Replacements for Cyrus? Lord Magus is a
Tad busy right now you'll have
To take up your business with me after you
Take it up with the master swordsman Slash
And Flea, the magician, that is oh right
And all 100 beasts in this keep, Of course!

Please, help us escape from this
Eternal suffering please let
Me go put me out of my misery! Please
Put a stop to this oh

It seems you've freed my
Undying slaves such insolence

It has been ages, Slash

I must admit
I'd not even dreamed you would find
The courage to come here
But I'm sure you would have
Fit right in with those
Skeletal servants of mine!
You've some prowess
For the first time in ages
Perhaps I'd best employ all of my
Own as well! And you
Without Cyrus you've no hope!

Unbelievable! But to fall fighting
For Lord Magus
There could be no greater honor!

The magician, Flea, I assume

Righty-o, little green one!

Be on your guard flea is
Not the woman she seems

Well yes, yes i am a man after all, right?

Say what? That's a guy!?

Tee hee hee man or woman, it's
All the same power is beauty
And I'm deliciously strong!
Poor little Froggy! You must be so lonely
Now that Cyrus is gone and to be turned
Into something so hideous-how
Dreadful! But since
You've brought new friends over to play let
Me show you all a good time!

But but, I'm so beautiful! Lord Magus

So, you've made it slash! Flea!

Pardons, Ozzie they cannot help you anymore

You fly-eating
Tongue-flicking oz ozzie's in a pickle!
What!? Impossible! Doh! You weren't supposed
To make it this far!

Ozzie! Your time is nigh!

Heh heh heh lord Magus should
Have finished summoning Lavos
By now i won't be defeated by you
I won't! No attack can pierce
My barrier! I'm invincible!

Not even the Masamune can pierce that!

Gwah hah hah hah! Missed me!
Mwee hee hee! Huh!?

What's that guy's problem?

He has many but time is our enemy
Now we must hurry to Magus!