Marshal Keep - Dave lyrics

This is not a love song this is a message to
Someone who changed my life
He could even change you (O-o-o oo)
He's not a wealthy man
He's no one's first pick
He's not a smart man, he's just a dick

Dave, Dave, you're an asshole
(You're an asshole)
I hope you die in a black hole
(in a black hole)
Dave, Dave, you're a trash fire
(You're a trash fire)
Your demise, is my desire

Dave, you suck i hate your guts o-o-o oo
He's the kind of guy, who'll need five bucks
But when you ask him for money
He'll tell you to shut up
He'll go outside, to commit hate crimes
He ran over my cat, seven times
And when he speaks, I just want him to stop
Dave he reeks, like a gas station mop
He might seem kind, he might
Seem cool, but deep inside, he's just a tool

Dave, Dave, I hate you (like a tumor)
Sometimes I wonder why did God create you?
(Ohh) dave, Dave, you're literally the worst
(more than Hitler)
Knowing you, is like a curse (O-o-o ooo)

Doo doo doodle do dwee, I hate you Dave
(O-o-o oo) i'll be the one to dig your grave
(O-o-o oo, oooooo)

Dave, you're such a waste of space
I hate your stupid, ugly face
Jump off a cliff, drown in a lake
Even Bob Ross thinks you're a mistake

Dave, Dave, you're horrendous
You still find new ways to offend us
Dave, Dave, how I want you gone
(I meant dead)
You're as useless as a white crayon