Marshal Keep - ​what i found in the back of my fridge lyrics

I found some parmesan, some lemon juice
Spaghetti sauce, worcestesestershire sauce
Yogurt that I didn't eat
Eggs that I didn't beat
Various jars of mysterious liquids and
Feta that just smells wrong

These are all things I have found
In the back of my fridge
(I didn't know I had teriyaki sauce?)
I said I would use them but I never did
(Why is there an empty plate in here?)
Don't wanna throw em out
Cause' that'd be a waste so all
They do is takе up space

Barbecue saucе, I think these are beans
Sriracha I bought in 2015
Several ends of breads half a mouldy onion
And empty bottle of wine and
A single english muffin wheat germ
What the hell is wheat germ? When in my life
Did I have the need for wheat germ?
Mayonnaise that quite possibly might be
Alive and my friend Jim
Who still owes me a 5

These are all things I have found
In the back of my fridge
(What's an udon noodle?)
I said I would use them, but I never did
(This note says "Help me because I'm
Trapped in a refrigerator factory")
Don't want to throw them out
'cause that'd be a waste
So all they do is take up space

Two types of relish my old credit card
Maple syrup, baby carrots
An entire pound of lard
Dijon mustard that went bad last year
A lemon I don't want to use because of fear
Ranch, ah- ranch, I I don't even like ranch
(ranch, ranch, ranch, ranch) ranch, ranch

There's a colony of gnomes in
The back of the fridge
I can't make them leave so I
Guess that's where they live
They've made me their God
I'm their ruler above
I still can't find the cream
So I guess I'll buy some more (sigh)

These are all things I have found
In the back of my fridge
(I just wanna drink my coffee, man)
I said I would use them, but I never did
(I I refuse to use MILK)
Don't wanna throw them out cause'
That'd be a waste
So all they do is take up space