Marshal Keep - Go Commit Die: The Musical lyrics

Go commit die

Despacito, Karen took the stones
Guess the logo, it’s easy, Amazon
Just simultaneously whipped and nae naed
Follow the rules or I'll shoot
You with my baton

PP extendus, you're so tremendous
Oof, someone didn't clear their history
I fear no man (He fears no man)
Yeah, but that thing (yeah, but that thing)
It scares me

In the wonderful world of Roblox
It's better off if nobody talks
Screaming out all the obscenities
A choir of dreadful melodies
Just go commit die

Whats up Logang
Today we're running from my abusive parents
What purpose does my existence serve?
Wait this isn't Roblox
It can't be incoherent

Yeetus feetus, gender equality deletus
I swear she told me that she was 18
I'm here because the legal system is broken
Hi, this is Adam and this
Is Adam Ruins Everything

In the wonderful world of Roblox
It's better off if nobody talks
Screaming out all the obscenities
A choir of dreadful melodies
Just go commit die

Being faster than light leaves you
In the dark night
Gucci gang, I like a quick oof
According to my IQ of 9 billion
You have homosexual
Offensive joke with bad grammar oh

How do I type and how do you write
A song based on a subreddit
It's all the same joke

It seemed fun at first
But now I'm kinda lost
Don't know what to say
Wait a minute, this is loss

Ah that's hot again, this isn't Roblox
Just like Vietnam
You know I had to do it to 'em
(That's a dead meme) shut up!

Roses are red, silent as a mouse
Your door is unlocked, I'm inside your house
It's after morning, but before noon
I hope this dumb song will be over soon

So how's life, it's meaningless
What kind of cynical hell is this?
It's your Uber driver, get in
Thanos hair, a dolphin

In the wonderful world of Roblox
It's better off if nobody talks
Screaming out all the obscenities
A choir of dreadful melodies

In the wonderful world of Roblox
It's better off if nobody talks
Screaming out all the obscenities
A choir of dreadful melodies
Just go commit die