Matt Berry - Hot Dog lyrics
[Matt Berry - Hot Dog lyrics]
Fix me a hot dog with jelly, Unc
I've had craving since withdrawing from
Low-grade acid and cocaine bumps
I can't sleep at night or hold a decent job
But given time I can turn this around
Go and stay at my mum's
Keep my feet on the ground
The next thing I know I've got
My hand in her purse
Instead of feeling bad I feel
A whole lot worse
Fix me a bagel with dog food on
And don't forget the mangetout
I won't be long
Get with a guy who can write a song
And who won't make love with his trousers on
I go see my gran, she's making me tea
Telling me stories, hassling me
I puke on the floor, not much I can do
I don't say a word just leave, wouldn't you?
I'm wasting the days, I'm wasting my life
Seeking the quick fix, no kids or a wife
Promising this and promising that
The only thing to show is a mess on the mat
Yeah once a big shot
I had something on but, I've got nothing on
I've got nothing on keep the wolf
From the door the door
I've had craving since withdrawing from
Low-grade acid and cocaine bumps
I can't sleep at night or hold a decent job
But given time I can turn this around
Go and stay at my mum's
Keep my feet on the ground
The next thing I know I've got
My hand in her purse
Instead of feeling bad I feel
A whole lot worse
Fix me a bagel with dog food on
And don't forget the mangetout
I won't be long
Get with a guy who can write a song
And who won't make love with his trousers on
I go see my gran, she's making me tea
Telling me stories, hassling me
I puke on the floor, not much I can do
I don't say a word just leave, wouldn't you?
I'm wasting the days, I'm wasting my life
Seeking the quick fix, no kids or a wife
Promising this and promising that
The only thing to show is a mess on the mat
Yeah once a big shot
I had something on but, I've got nothing on
I've got nothing on keep the wolf
From the door the door