Matt Cutshall, 3OH!3 - ​felt emo in da club lyrics

Go shawty, it's your birthday
We're gonna party like it's your birthday
Drink whatever's free on
Your frickin' birthday
Because I don't get paid from
Working 'til next Thursday

You can find me in the club
Black skinny jeans, I'd rather be at a pub
Mommy, I got a studded belt
Everybody love it
Laminate swingin' side to side
When we thrustin' (Everybody thrust)

When I pull up in the front
See the laced up Vans
Black skinny jeans, black polish on my hands
Rockin' black END hoodie
Lookin' like the man
And the ladies love me too 'cause
They think I'm in a band
But homie, ain't nuttin' changed (Nope)
I'm still hеlla emo
Bumpin' Taking Back Sunday while
You're bumpin' kilos but for rеal though
Get your nose out of that shit
The only drugs I bump has Craig Owens in it
(Woo) i got bars now (Bars)
Going for the kill
I'm Thirty Seconds to Mars now
Let me break it down for you
Throw me my guitar now
And you know emo's coming back
'cause I'm a star now

You can find me in the club
Black skinny jeans, I'd rather be at a pub
Mommy, I got a studded belt
Everybody love it
Laminate swingin' side to side
When we thrustin' (Everybody thrust)

But first let me say this (What?)
I ain't a player or pimp
Been hit with a few bras but
I don't walk with a limp (Nope)
I played a dozen Warped Tours
And I hate to admit
The only stage we played wasn't even legit
No check out my EP (Check it)
My whole band will sign it
And give it you free (Here)
What's your Myspace? Add us to your top three
I just stabbed my frickin' leg
With my car keys, ow
My frickin' leg hurts
And if it hurts any worse I
Might end up in a hearse
'Cause, I'm a pussy boy (Yup)
But, you already knew that
I like Mayday Parade and keepin' my hair flat

You can find me in the club
Black skinny jeans, I'd rather be at a pub
Mommy, I got a studded belt
Everybody love it
Laminate swingin' side to side
When we thrustin' (Everybody thrust)

You can find me in the club
Drunk lookin' way out of place
Like I been locked in Hot
Topic since it's 2008
I still rock a Sidekick and
Some lube just in case
I need to get these Glamour Kills
Skinny jeans off my waist
And I still think it's a flex
That I got half the band of Simple
Plan up on a group text, show some respect
'Cause we toured through hell
And listen up, we got a story to tell
We shared a bus Warped Tour '08
With five emo dudes tryna
Get their hair straight
They blew the fuse like every day
But, you know it's a band that we won't name

You can find me in the club
Black skinny jeans, I'd rather be at a pub
Mommy, I got a studded belt
Everybody love it
Laminate swingin' side to side
When we thrustin' (Everybody thrust)

Yeah 3OH!3
Emo's not dead
We on this like slip-on Vans, haha
Don't act like you didn't see us
At the Kevin Says stage i wanna go home
I'm gettin' tired