MattyBRaps - The Royal Wedding Song lyrics

All of the girls around the world
Are saying the same thing
I should - I should be the
One to marry prince charming
Now if this won't effect you
Then know we're the same
But listen up - I made a song
In which I'll try to explain (check it out)

Every little girl has the same exact dream
A pretty white dress and a
(gasp) diamond ring
To match the biggest wedding ever with
A prince for show and tell
To be the princess in his fairy tale
Why is she the one that gets the fairy tale?

This might make you laugh but
It's not a spoof
Everything I raps 100% truth
When a royal wedding happens
Here's your proof
Twinky sales go through the rough
And the sorority girls all get excited
But so much jealously it's hard to hide it
All over the news and hurts to look
So one by one they tweet face book
Saying (uhh) such an issue
I know girlfriend - pass me the tissues
The boys I know all lack in sense
And there she goes just found a prince!
"real life princess" must be nice
That should be me it's just not right
It looks so sweet but it feels like a knife
Well she's gonna have a perfect life

Every little girl has the same exact dream
A pretty dress and a (gasp) diamond ring
To match the biggest wedding ever with
A prince for show and tell
To be the princess in his fairy tale
Why is she the one that gets the fairy tale?

Now the hardest part is the honey moon
More pictures then they can consume
So the first 3 days they
Just stay in their rooms
Back and forth - vent and fume and
I don't really care cause it's not my life
But, I mean they ARE missing paradise
So if you're a guy take my advise
The best thing to do is just keep quiet
Don't even try it crackin' joke
Girls world wide just trying to cope
See they had this dream and
They just lost hope
Save yourselves let 'em mope
Cause things might seem cool
But there's major problems
Girly stuff trust we can't solve 'em
Soon as they showed her in that tiara
KNOW they ALL hit rock bottom

Before I watch anymore i'm going to need my
Diet coke and a tube of cookie dough!

Every little girl has the same exact dream
A pretty dress and a (gasp) diamond ring
To match the biggest wedding ever with
A prince for show and tell
To be the princess in his fairy tale
Every little girl has the same exact dream
A pretty dress and a (gasp) diamond ring
To match the biggest wedding ever with
A prince for show and tell
To be the princess in his fairy tale
Not to worry ladies i'm available)