MC Chris - 006 lyrics

Chang: Muu huuu huu haa haa haa
(guns cocking) you'll never get out
Of here alive mc
It's a flying fortress and no ones ever
Jumped over the side and survived
It's never happened I've never
Seen it happen once
So just hand over the cash
And hand over the girl

Mc: Forget about it Chang we're
Getting out of here
And there's nothing you can do about it
I've got a parachute embedded in the
Back of my tuxedo so
Now I'm gonna jump over boaaaaaard
And land in a car

Suitcase full of cash so you know
I got the candy chrome
Automatic in the dash hand in her pantyhose


I got a fatty roll we're doing 65
She opens up her mouth and
Puts my dick inside
I keep them mystified all
These bitches creaming
Our windows gettin steamy and she's
So on my semen
Even when I'm sleeping even when I'm dreaming
It's like Ghostbusters gettin' blown
By ghosts and demons
Can't believe it that deceiving I
Know I am the shit
If I ain't emptying my dick
Then I empty my clip
So don't even try to trip cause
I come strapped like raver pants
Got a ak-47 and you're lit for laser tag
I don't mean to brag I don't mean to boast
My ride becomes a boat and we
Start cruising down the coast
That's not only how I roll
But it's also how I flow
Bust a cap at the clouds
But unload in your throat
That's right I've got a car
That transforms into a boat
Nobody's got that

Try to catch me while I pass you
You can't see my badass tattoo
I'm too fast and too elusive
Helicopters are a nuisance
Deadly jet skis try to get me
Enemies are always meddling
Somebody tell these bitches that you
Can't catch mc chris

I am awesome i am bitching
I'm avoiding ammunition
Push the button just in time
For our smokescreen flow they minds
Sweet bikini watch me slaughter
While I load this rocket launcher
Hope you don't have a wife and kids cause
You're about to be blown to bit's!

Underwater mansion where you know
I grow the hydroponic call it a sea lab
Let me tea bag you till you vomit
Now you go wash your face
And then go take a shower
Wash your vagina place
It's tasting kinda sour
I had to brief the chief say "I'm awesome
Want a raise" if he says "no, " guess what
I'm gonna keep the case
You should have seen his face said
"I'll give you what you need"
I said "hey yeah you will
Cause my name is mc" she in the walk-in yo
Hey it's got multi-spigots
I get her titties soapy I
Grab her by the biscuit's
And yo i fuck her gently
I clean her dirty business
She's screaming Jesus help me and
Can I have a witness
We go to Mexico, on my motocross
To tell her bro hello, but he's a mini-boss
But you know how i floss
When it comes to steppin
I don't just kick his ass
I blow up his zeppelin
That's right I blew up HIS zeppelin too
Ohhhh the Humanity

Try to catch me while I pass you
You can't see my badass tattoo
I'm too fast and too elusive
Helicopters are a nuisance
Deadly jet skis try to get me
Enemies are always meddling
Somebody tell these bitches that you
Can't catch mc chris

I am awesome i am bitching
I'm avoiding ammunition
Push the button just in time
For our smokescreen flow they minds
Sweet bikini watch me slaughter
While I load this rocket launcher
Hope you don't have a wife and kids cause
You're about to be blown to bit's!

Mc: Fuck you Robot Hitler head
I'll never join you you expect me to believe
That titless body? What a bunch of bullshit

Robot Hitler Head: Fuck Me!? Fuck Youuuuuuu!

Bitchn expedition it's a south
Pacific shoot out
I'm grounded and surrounded and i
Gotta get the loot out
Jungle ready with machete I'm
A agent that's impatient
Naked jungle lady saved me and i
Don't know where the day went
Zombie knights has got me and
They lookin mighty mean
Fuck the foot bridge jump
Score the willhelm scream
Swingin vines over mines in my ATV
Roll ladder to my chopper what a great relief
Immortal mother fuckers have to
Suffer my wrath
Money hungry motherfuckers must
Regurgitate cash
My creepy chief wants to speak but
The freak's in the bath
They want the double o dick all
Up in they vag what mc:
Robot Hitler Head surprisingly didn't
Have a zeppelin but, he did have a zip car

Try to catch me while I pass you
You can't see my badass tattoo
I'm too fast and too elusive
Helicopters are a nuisance
Deadly jet skis try to get me
Enemies are always meddling
Somebody tell these bitches that you
Can't catch mc chris

I am awesome i am bitching
I'm avoiding ammunition
Push the button just in time
For our smokescreen flow they minds
Sweet bikini watch me slaughter
While I load this rocket launcher
Hope you don't have a wife and kids cause
You're about to be blown to bit's!

Try to catch me while I pass you
You can't see my badass tattoo
I'm too fast and too elusive
Helicopters are a nuisance
Deadly jet skis try to get me
Enemies are always meddling
Somebody tell these bitches that you
Can't catch mc chris

I am awesome i am bitching
I'm avoiding ammunition
Push the button just in time
For our smokescreen flow they minds
Sweet bikini watch me slaughter
While I load this rocket launcher
Hope you don't have a wife and kids cause
You're about to be blown to bit's!