MC Chris, Brak - White Kids Love Hip Hop lyrics

White kids love hip hop
White kids love hip hop

White kids love hip hop and disc jocks
Go-carts and fist fights
Gettin' drunk on Bud then gettin'
High like a pitch pipe
Are you an MC Chris type?
A hip hop lovin' half pint?
Then just turn on your heartlight
A bunsen burner barfly
This is our time, blast it from the boombox
Liberate the goondocks
Saw your cousin in aa tube top
Bust a nugget in aa tube sock
It's 2pac, it's Big Pop, it's hip hop
It don't stop
I love that song, I love that groove
Motherfucker well I can't help but move
So if you don't mind
If it's alright with you
I'm gonna get in the electric slide
Line just to prove that

White kids love hip hop
White kids love hip hop
White kids love hip hooooooop
O-o-o-ooohhhhhh

White kids love hip hop and axel
Tractors and Rambo
Playin' Unreal Tournament with infinite ammo
Taggers and vandals in black
Socks and sandals doin' as many drugs as
They can motherfuckin' handle
Skippin' school
Breakin' rules and flippin' the bird
Fast food, cartoons, after 'ittin' some 'erb
Freakin' them flirts
Makin' 'em purr till it hurts
Just a couple of nerds clockin' the curbs
A couple a words about my 'nilla wiggas:
Packin' peters that are
Measured in millimeters
We don't talk in the theaters
Like we're Siskel and Ebert
We drink box wine and we listen to Weezer

White kids love hip hop
White kids love hip hop
White kids love hip hooooooop
O-o-o-ooohhhhhh

Man there's nothin' to do in this stupid town
Rope swing's busted
Stinkin' cops always kickin' me
Outta the park
Manager of the 7-11 always says
"Get off my curb you good for nothin'"
All the girls already know I'm a bad kisser
So they won't come anywhere near me
I don't know how many times I been TGIF
A kid can eat an onion
Bloom only so many times bowling's boring
The skating rink's been taken over
By 12 year olds
There ain't no good movies out
Blockbuster never has any good games in
I don't wanna play Bombad Racing
I mean, what the heck is that?
I'm sick of all my records
And every time I walk into a record
Store I forget what I wanna get
And there ain't nothin' on TV
Not a stupid thing
There ain't nothin' to do except take naps
And wait paitently for death!

White kids love hip hop
White kids love hip hop
White kids love hip hoooooopppp
Whiteohhhh bullshit