MC Chris - Ash lyrics

V1 im  a detriment to deadites they
Might end up even deader
I  trap them then i blast
Them an assassin wearing leather
I dismember every member of this
Group that got together
Brood of demons schemin surface
Dwellers into cellars
Took  my lover linda to a lodge in tennessee
A  cabin that’s abandoned that’s
A manageable fee
Pirouetting in her panties while
I tickle ivories i  kiss her and i gift her
Got a glass for mysteries
Got me rumblin in my tummy soon
Im hunting for some bubbly
Im feeling all the feels find a
Reel to reel that’s really troubling
Su merian incantation cancels any
Chance of coupling
Hell  unleashed found it's feast at
Least im here for shoveling
Lovely linda lost her locks bc
I lopped her lid off
Dug a grave goodbye to babe im
Sad to say we split up
I made a simple christian cross to
Keep the ancient evil off
I’m gonna need a people saw time
To fuck this evil raaaaaaaw hook
Call the man ash williams u
Got a bad ass villian
Got a chainsaw hand make a man start spillin
Amputee with a shotty make u pee in the potty
Ash double causin trouble ash
Double causin trouble

V2 evil’s in the rafters and there’s
Laughter in the lobby
Started out a drafter now it’s
After all the hotties
Henrietta’s got a thing for gourds
It’s just one of hobbies
Raymond likes to press record and of
Course he keeps a copy
The deed was done and i had
Won no running out of chances
Then evil ran me through the woods
And hit my face with branches
It threw me in a
Puddle underwater making bubbles
A momentary deadite then i
Pass out memory muddled
Went back to the rancid cabin
Linda’s back in action dancing
To the tool shed i’m advancing while
She’s biting on my hand some
Got her in the vice at last she
Acts like she used to act
With a chainsaw im attacked now
With a chainsaw im attached
Saw my hand off and it ran off
Like it’s in the addams fam
I found a 12 gauge double
Barrel bet it go blam
I tried to blow my hand up
But my fingers too fast
Finally got it where i want it
And shot it blood bath

A mechanic and his missus got
Some business with an annie
I know i am in mourning but
Im horny for her fanny
Her father was a knowby and
She’s holding sacred pages
Make you travel to the 80’s
Or maybe the middle ages
They threw me in the basement
Like im christmas decorations
Knowby’s wife came to life
Like stop motion animation
They saw the beast i was released it’s
Plain to see i told the truth
Annies laddie got too grabby
Hacked that baddie #votingbooth
Bobby joe was shook and then she
Took off in the woods
Soon the evil trees would see that she’s hot
She’s got the goods
Roots and vines became intwined and
Dragged her across the map
That deadite tree spread her knees and
Filled her gap with sap
Just so jarring for jake killed
With a kandarian dagger
Henrietta dragged him under and
Blood started to splatter
Blood is coming out of foes like
It's coming out a hose
Faygo sprayed for days like
A juggalo proposed
We head out to the shed it’s
Time these deadites felt my wrath
Engineering graduate i battle shit with math
Build a chainsaw hand you never
Saw that in a movie
Leather rig for my new sawed off
Oh my god im lookin groovy
As if this was my calling
Appauling to put it mildly
Maybe my vocation isnt in the
Suit and tie scene maybe i was made for
Decapitating a night fiend
Now im surrounded by knights can’t
Be the right time stream noooooooo