MC Chris - Awesome Fucker lyrics

Name is mc Hey ladies
Please gather 'round my balls
One at a time, get in line
This is a cattle call
I will inspect via sex if
You’ve got what it takes
Time to disrobe all your clothes and
Give my tube a taste
I hit the bush and the tush
She’s screaming 9-11
I make her gush in the puss
She’s leaking like a levy
I got her legs in the
Air like they’re TV antennae
I'll fill her box with my cock
And make her cable ready

Fail to foresee that mc was
Such an awesome fucker
All the ladies beggin’ please I say, "Hey
Take a number!" let my dick rest, it is raw
Now is the time for slumber
When I awake I will take
Control and bring the thunder
I’m like a boy in the barn
I’ll fuck you by the horses
I’m like the guy on the side
Who makes girls get divorces
I’m like the coach that you poke
While you’re at tennis practice
I like my balls in your throat
This is a dirty racket
I like to fuck in my trunks
Yes I prefer jacuzzi i hear her wail
Feel her nails then I impale her cootie
We make a mess for the guest
And fuck up the filter
I guess I get her head wet
But that’s how Jesus built her!

Fail to foresee that mc was
Such an awesome fucker
All the ladies beggin’ please I say, "Hey
Take a number!" let my dick rest, it is raw
Now is the time for slumber
When I awake I will take
Control and bring the thunder

I am awesome f u (I'm fuckin' all the time)
I am awesome f u (I'm fuckin' all the time)
I am awesome f u (I'm fuckin' all the time)
I am awesome f u (Oh yeah)

Fail to foresee that mc was
Such an awesome fucker
All the ladies beggin’ please I say, "Hey
Take a number!" let my dick rest, it is raw
Now is the time for slumber
When I awake I will take
Control and bring the thunder
Fail to foresee that mc was
Such an awesome fucker
All the ladies beggin’ please I say, "Hey
Take a number!" let my dick rest, it is raw
Now is the time for slumber
When I awake I will take
Control and bring the thunder