MC Chris - Badass lyrics

This song goes out to all
You motherfuckin bitches out there
That be thinkin some shit
Fuck you motherfuckers!
Yeah, motherfuckin yeah! Fuck yeah!

I never carry a gun, I just carry my tongue
When it's not knee deep in
Pork it's acidic and forked
I'd mission abort
Don't need no permission to start
Rip apart every synapse and spark
'til you're clutchin your heart
Playin Mario Kart with Wesley Clark
Make like Corey Hart and wear
My shades when it's dark
Don't retort or remark
You'll get Dizzy G Cheeks
With a mouth full of fart
Chris makes a fart sound
I'm Slaughter comma Sarge, aka Commissar
Ballin like Stalin from USSR
Shit's so fluid so far
Thanks to Matt on guitar yo DJ
Take 'em to the part where
I turn rap into art
Yeah, motherfucker check this shit out

I'm a badass, I ain't gonna fuckin spell it
I get up on the mic and then I fuckin yell it
No need to embellish, I'm selfishly hellish
Equatorial insect repellent
The likes of which you never dealt with
Motherfucker

Yeah motherfuckers!
You think I'm fuckin kiddin?
Fuck all you dicks that were givin me shit
Screw you especially my two older brothers
I'm never gonna forgive you guys for
Givin me all them noogies, and wedgies
Fuck that shit, that shit wasn't cool
And all those guys in junior high
That were makin fun of me
Cause I got caught masturbatin
At that birthday party
Fuck you guys, you guys are fuckin assholes
I hope you get cancer of the dick
And everybody in high school that
Makes fun of me
Just cause I was too asthmatic
To play ultimate frisbee
And I had to sit on the bench the whole time
And read fuckin books about Narnia
Fuck you guys
And all those colleges that didn't accept me
My parents got me a tutor so
I'll see you bitches next year wORD I'm OUT!