MC Chris - Blastic lyrics

Thanks to my rhyme inventin'
I've ascended to the heavens
Did I fail to mention
Got more ice than march of penguins?
I'm rich I make the poor people cry
And I bet it all on black
Because it can't be denied
I'm in debt but we'll worry about that later
Let me show you the crib, the pool
And the elevator ben Grimm is my trainer
Ben Sherman is my tailor
Diamond encrusted inhaler just in case
I get the vapors like Mead
I'm makin' paper but I ain't spiral bound
As in downward, ain't a coward when I'm
Schoolin' these clowns
Leave 'em foolish and droolin' like they
Come down with the downs
Swan divin' like I'm Scrooge into
A pool full of pounds

Black plastic yeah, know you gotta have it
Blaze in the back, my motorcade stops traffic
Black plastic, debts gettin' drastic
Don't care, don't dare me to blast, kid!

You've seen the heliport
Let's go check out my rides
This is a Lamborgini Porsche
It's a one of kind
It's like the batmobile with
A McDonald's inside
Sit in the comfort of your garage
Inhale a burger and fries
As for clothes, man
You knows I be pimpin' them coats
Dolce and Gabbana, Prada - yeah
I guess that's dope
But, yo, I bought the vatican
I cold own the pope
Make him lock and pop with a pope remote
Ben and Jerry's in the kitchen and
I mean the two guys
They're makin me a sundae
Called the mc Surprise i feed it to my dogs
Cause I'm watchin' my size
Then I tell them hippies bolt
Because I'm fuckin' tonight!
Yeah, I got a harem welcome
To the Virgin Zone
Snuck 'em out of Muslim Heaven
Like I'm Indiana Jones
Like the Himalayan Hulk
You may think I'm all alone
But I got a bag a bitches
And they're beggin to bone!

Black plastic yeah, know you gotta have it
Blaze in the back, my motorcade stops traffic
Black plastic, debts gettin' drastic
Don't care, don't dare me to blast, kid!
Roller coaster in the back yard sHO' NUFF!
Five drops and a cave part sHO' NUFF!
People starvin' in my home town sHO' NUFF!
Fuck 'em, I got gold now! ("Show-off!")

Black plastic yeah, know you gotta have it
Blaze in the back, my motorcade stops traffic
Black plastic, debts gettin' drastic
Don't care, don't dare me to blast kid!