MC Chris - Check the Ring, Yo lyrics
[MC Chris - Check the Ring, Yo lyrics]
Well, my name is mc chris
I saw that you were alone
I don't know if you knew this
But I rock the microphone
You look one kind of lonely
- I'm so the antidote
You look seven kinds of juicy
Like a slice of cantaloupe
You rock the Sheena Easton cause, girlfriend
You got the look and no, I am not teasin'
You can read me like a book
Erotic fiction in the kitchen
We'll experiment with foods
Leftovers on my boner puts me
In a mighty mood okay, I'm a little forward
Maybe I should try reverse
What's your name, what's you game
Mind if I rifle through your purse?
Here's the capper, I'm a rapper
Just do a Google search twenty pages
I'm amazin'! What's your addy?
I'll send merch!
That's when I saw the rock, the ice
The diamond! It hit me like it's lightning!
It's frightening! I'm cryin'
"I was stylin', profilin'
Down payment on my Scion his name is Brian
He's in Fallujah freedom fightin'
So don't ask me who's your
Daddy i'm someone else's mommy
You can buy me all my drinks
But you don't get no punani" it's so scary
They're all married this party
Just got gnarley matahari just got sorry
Gotta roll like Katamari!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the ring, yo!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Hit the bling, WHOA!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the ring, yo!
I thought I was a man 'til
I saw the wedding band
Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the ring, yo!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Hit the bling, WHOA!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the ring, yo!
I thought I was a man 'til
I saw the wedding band
Well, my name is mc cringle and, yes, ladies
I'm still single
I sadly still read comics yes
I'll vomit if I mingle
Caught the curves of Cutey Buttons
Lookin' hotter than an oven hold up
Girl now back that ass up like
Your name was Lizzie Grubman
Don't make push come to shovin'
All I wants a little lovin'
Surely somethin', I ain't frontin'
Aww, come on, cuddle Muffin
Nah, I ain't no scrub and
Don't proliferate with pigeons
Been tested for disease
Even tested for emissions
She removed her party gloves and
Then said, "I'm sorry, love"
I'm embarassed, she's got karats while in
Paris from some thug
"Oh, he's here and he's a fan
Very deft at dashing plans"
Goddamn these wedding bands
They're on every single hand!
Well, I wish you both the best, congrats
Good luck
I'll send a present in the post with
A note that says "you suck"
Sorry that I've been so angered
By endangered naked digit's
Life never caters to my wishes
Eff these hater bitches
Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the ring, yo!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Hit the bling, WHOA!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the ring, yo!
I thought I was a man 'til
I saw the wedding band
Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the ring, yo!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Hit the bling, WHOA!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the ring, yo!
I thought I was a man 'til
I saw the wedding band
Life, it never goes my way, I know
Maybe I'm alone cause I
Call these bitches hoes
Life, it never goes my way, I know
Maybe I'm alone cause I
Call these bitches hoes
Life, it never goes my way, I know
Maybe I'm alone cause I
Call these bitches hoes
Life, it never goes my way, I know
Maybe I'm alone cause I
Call these bitches hoes
I saw that you were alone
I don't know if you knew this
But I rock the microphone
You look one kind of lonely
- I'm so the antidote
You look seven kinds of juicy
Like a slice of cantaloupe
You rock the Sheena Easton cause, girlfriend
You got the look and no, I am not teasin'
You can read me like a book
Erotic fiction in the kitchen
We'll experiment with foods
Leftovers on my boner puts me
In a mighty mood okay, I'm a little forward
Maybe I should try reverse
What's your name, what's you game
Mind if I rifle through your purse?
Here's the capper, I'm a rapper
Just do a Google search twenty pages
I'm amazin'! What's your addy?
I'll send merch!
That's when I saw the rock, the ice
The diamond! It hit me like it's lightning!
It's frightening! I'm cryin'
"I was stylin', profilin'
Down payment on my Scion his name is Brian
He's in Fallujah freedom fightin'
So don't ask me who's your
Daddy i'm someone else's mommy
You can buy me all my drinks
But you don't get no punani" it's so scary
They're all married this party
Just got gnarley matahari just got sorry
Gotta roll like Katamari!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the ring, yo!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Hit the bling, WHOA!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the ring, yo!
I thought I was a man 'til
I saw the wedding band
Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the ring, yo!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Hit the bling, WHOA!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the ring, yo!
I thought I was a man 'til
I saw the wedding band
Well, my name is mc cringle and, yes, ladies
I'm still single
I sadly still read comics yes
I'll vomit if I mingle
Caught the curves of Cutey Buttons
Lookin' hotter than an oven hold up
Girl now back that ass up like
Your name was Lizzie Grubman
Don't make push come to shovin'
All I wants a little lovin'
Surely somethin', I ain't frontin'
Aww, come on, cuddle Muffin
Nah, I ain't no scrub and
Don't proliferate with pigeons
Been tested for disease
Even tested for emissions
She removed her party gloves and
Then said, "I'm sorry, love"
I'm embarassed, she's got karats while in
Paris from some thug
"Oh, he's here and he's a fan
Very deft at dashing plans"
Goddamn these wedding bands
They're on every single hand!
Well, I wish you both the best, congrats
Good luck
I'll send a present in the post with
A note that says "you suck"
Sorry that I've been so angered
By endangered naked digit's
Life never caters to my wishes
Eff these hater bitches
Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the ring, yo!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Hit the bling, WHOA!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the ring, yo!
I thought I was a man 'til
I saw the wedding band
Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the ring, yo!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Hit the bling, WHOA!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Check the ring, yo!
I thought I was a man 'til
I saw the wedding band
Life, it never goes my way, I know
Maybe I'm alone cause I
Call these bitches hoes
Life, it never goes my way, I know
Maybe I'm alone cause I
Call these bitches hoes
Life, it never goes my way, I know
Maybe I'm alone cause I
Call these bitches hoes
Life, it never goes my way, I know
Maybe I'm alone cause I
Call these bitches hoes