MC Chris, The Lee Majors - Don't Give a Turd lyrics
[MC Chris, The Lee Majors - Don't Give a Turd lyrics]
The damn 20th song out
Now I'm a just test this out my uh heh
Heh heh my uh let me just down
This to 170 and do it well with the
Heli lee alright keep it on the huli-loo
(I came to New York City in
The winter of 1995 and the
City hasn't been the same since
On your marks, Get Set, go)
(My earphones alright I like to sing
About many things and I
Am also the number one rapper
I'm a super rapper)
Dessert on island steal my rhymes and style
Cause your phone numbers I'm dailin'
I got you on the list like you were TV dinner
Every time I see you bite I
Say I wish you were thinner
No beginner, professional sinner
At the Indy 500 I'm a first place winner
NYMY been very very good to me
Watchin'? say I'm the epitome
Verbal ecstasy girls get next to me
Best spot vasectomy want many baby mcs
Don't test me eats like Elvis Pressly
And my favorite kinda dog is a Wesley
I don't give a turd i said don't give a turd
Cause don't give a turd
Hey mc chris what don't you give
Man I don't give a turd oh I get it
MC Bucks is on the bones
Cause the beat won't stop
Mc chris on the zone he's
The cream of the crop
I like the book Capone on my own I hop
Don't need no cooler do my own doo-wop
I can flop in the puddle at
The bottom of the telephone
Rap a little do the spit's got pop my soul
Clip clip bull shit and a gopher hole
Cherry flip Fresh Prince and a napkin cold
Just a bunch of words here's where a turd
Cuts you off in traffic and flip the bird
Spins the bird pride like curb
Name is mc chris and yo I don't give a turd
I don't give a turd x6 say give a turd
I don't give a turd i don't give a turd
To all the people in the west
I don't give a turd
To all the people in the east
Say I don't give a turd
Can't we all get along east coast
West coast rappers? yeah I don't give a turd
I don't give a turd (I don't give a turd)
Don't give a turd don't give a turd
And you can give me a turd you want me
To drive back and put it in your hand
A turd, a turd do you hear what I'm sayin'
(what? what?) T-U-R-D
It was a three hour hell ride
By eight o clock pm
Me and my fans got put up by the underground
My rock show was messed up
My rock show was messed up
My rock show was messed up