MC Chris - Falynn lyrics

Have you ever met a girl and
You thought she was dope
And you wanna buy her popcorn
And a medium coke
But when proximity's close
You close up shop and you choke
Time to write a thank you note to
Dear old dad for the cloak

She's really cute and her hairs illuminescent
I fight the urge to smell her
'cause you know she get to stepping
But you just observe from across the way
If I was working EBGames then
You would not pay (full price)
I'm nice and I'm sweet and
I shower twice a week
Kid diggin' on my speak 'cause
I represent the geeks
But I'm really hella cool
And I had sex before
So don't fidget with your
Digit's an' no texting, whore!
(Well that's not true)

I've Falynn and I can't get up
Girl I love you, yeah I got a crush
I'm on mushrooms and I lost my lunch and I
Don't think I can make it home alone

I stare at my shoes and I look away
'cause I think you're kinda cute
And I like your face
One day we might embrace
And I'll have to hide my boner
You don't want to do it Dottie
I'm a rebel and a loner

I'm a rap superstar with a mic in my hand
But I can't talk to girls
'less the girl is a fan
But yo, I got a plan
I'll love it when it comes together
We'll get married and have babies
And we'll all wear matching sweaters

Yes, I'd do her if I knew her
This is hard without computers
She don't need another stalker
Or intruder to pursue her
She don't need a guy like me
Whose favorite movie's Starship Troopers
Why don't you kill me baby
Is it because I'm a loser? I'm a winner
Just beginning to roll up my sleeves
Roll up, next to me
I can't breathe and I wheeze
"Hi, my name is MC
What's yours? That's great!"
Want you in the worst way
This is so our first date
I've Falynn and I can't get up
Girl I love you, yeah I got a crush
I'm on mushrooms and I lost my lunch and I
Don't think I can make it home alone

(WOW)