MC Chris - Geek lyrics
[MC Chris - Geek lyrics]
Stop pickin' on me, because I'm a geek
I'm strange to you, you're strange to me
Well one of these days, I'm gonna pack heat
Your brains on the wall, my face
My face on TV
They dissipate the pungent odor
Of a power holder
Sand kickers comin' sixty clicks
Upon the sonar
They're gonna fold me over like
A Trapper Keeper folder
If this was D&D you'd see
Me jump into a portal
I'm a geek, spelled G double E K
I meet my boys in the
Basement about every day
A card table, comic books and cans of Coke
That we blow out of our nose
After a Star Wars joke
We got style, tape on our glasses
Zit's on our faces and hair on our asses
Shiny shoes
Belt buckles and pocket protectors
Tricked out backpacks like my
Main man Venkman's
We got problems, namely the jocks
The SUV suckers with class
Rings on their cocks
Otherwise known as the motherfuckers
Touchin' the tit if I was Wolverine
You'd hear my knuckles go Snikt!
I'm not perfect
The before picture of Peter Parker
Always trip and drop my tray in front
Of the girl that always sparkles
I got brains, fuck B's and C's
I got a grade point average
Higher than Hendrix on New Year's Eve
Stop pickin' on me, because I'm a geek
I'm strange to you, you're strange to me
Well one of these days, I'm gonna pack heat
Your brains on the wall, my face
My face on TV
Don't fuck with a geek
Just cause he's got a gift
You get in my way bitch
You get a Vulcan neck pinch
One night I didn't go to sleep
Up playin' Risk, at dawn I won
Got global dominance but in the hallway it's
Completely different shit
Can't get my locker open and
My pants are always split
Can't seem to catch a ride
Can't ever get a date
But in my mind Seven of Nine thinks I'm great
Prom night bites, primadonnas prevail
I'm at home recitin' lines
From the Holy Grail
Stuffed nose, and some swollen glands
Never Been Kissed, never been holdin' hands
Just bust my biscuit's over Britney
In a bubble bath
Darth Vader with inhalers in
Case my lungs collapse
The dragon died from a heart attack
You may advance and yo I
Upped your armor class
Bein' a geek, it ain't so bad
I can't get laid, I got Japanime stashed
In a mind jam packed with Sci-fi facts
Dreadknocks rock, Dinobots kick ass!
Stop pickin' on me, because I'm a geek
I'm strange to you, you're strange to me
Well one of these days, I'm gonna pack heat
Your brains on the wall, my face
My face on TV
Stop pickin' on me, because I'm a geek
I'm strange to you, you're strange to me
Well one of these days, I'm gonna pack heat
Your brains on the wall, my face
My face on TV
Stop pickin' on me, because I'm a geek
I'm strange to you, you're strange to me
Well one of these days, I'm gonna pack heat
Your brains on the wall, my face
My face on TV
I'm strange to you, you're strange to me
Well one of these days, I'm gonna pack heat
Your brains on the wall, my face
My face on TV
They dissipate the pungent odor
Of a power holder
Sand kickers comin' sixty clicks
Upon the sonar
They're gonna fold me over like
A Trapper Keeper folder
If this was D&D you'd see
Me jump into a portal
I'm a geek, spelled G double E K
I meet my boys in the
Basement about every day
A card table, comic books and cans of Coke
That we blow out of our nose
After a Star Wars joke
We got style, tape on our glasses
Zit's on our faces and hair on our asses
Shiny shoes
Belt buckles and pocket protectors
Tricked out backpacks like my
Main man Venkman's
We got problems, namely the jocks
The SUV suckers with class
Rings on their cocks
Otherwise known as the motherfuckers
Touchin' the tit if I was Wolverine
You'd hear my knuckles go Snikt!
I'm not perfect
The before picture of Peter Parker
Always trip and drop my tray in front
Of the girl that always sparkles
I got brains, fuck B's and C's
I got a grade point average
Higher than Hendrix on New Year's Eve
Stop pickin' on me, because I'm a geek
I'm strange to you, you're strange to me
Well one of these days, I'm gonna pack heat
Your brains on the wall, my face
My face on TV
Don't fuck with a geek
Just cause he's got a gift
You get in my way bitch
You get a Vulcan neck pinch
One night I didn't go to sleep
Up playin' Risk, at dawn I won
Got global dominance but in the hallway it's
Completely different shit
Can't get my locker open and
My pants are always split
Can't seem to catch a ride
Can't ever get a date
But in my mind Seven of Nine thinks I'm great
Prom night bites, primadonnas prevail
I'm at home recitin' lines
From the Holy Grail
Stuffed nose, and some swollen glands
Never Been Kissed, never been holdin' hands
Just bust my biscuit's over Britney
In a bubble bath
Darth Vader with inhalers in
Case my lungs collapse
The dragon died from a heart attack
You may advance and yo I
Upped your armor class
Bein' a geek, it ain't so bad
I can't get laid, I got Japanime stashed
In a mind jam packed with Sci-fi facts
Dreadknocks rock, Dinobots kick ass!
Stop pickin' on me, because I'm a geek
I'm strange to you, you're strange to me
Well one of these days, I'm gonna pack heat
Your brains on the wall, my face
My face on TV
Stop pickin' on me, because I'm a geek
I'm strange to you, you're strange to me
Well one of these days, I'm gonna pack heat
Your brains on the wall, my face
My face on TV
Stop pickin' on me, because I'm a geek
I'm strange to you, you're strange to me
Well one of these days, I'm gonna pack heat
Your brains on the wall, my face
My face on TV