MC Chris - I lost on jeopardy lyrics

I was there to match my
Intellect on national TV
Against a plumber, oh and an architect
Both with a PhD i was tense, I was nervous
I guess it just wasn't my night
Art Flemming gave the answers
Oh, but I couldn't get
The questions right-ight-ight
I lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh
I lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh
Well, I knew I was in trouble now
My hope of winning sank
Oh, 'cause I got the Daily Double
And then my mind went blank
I took Potpourri for one hundred
And then my head started to spin
Well, I'm given up Don Pardo
Just tell me now what I didn't win, yeah
Yeah i lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh
I lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh

That's right Al - you lost
And let me tell you what you didn't win:
A twenty set volume of
The Encyclopedia International
A case of Turtle Wax, and
A years supply of Rice-A-Roni
The San Fransisco treat but that's not all
You also made yourself look like a jerk
In front of millions of people
You brought shame and disgrace to your
Family name for generations to come
You don't get to come back tomorrow
You don't even get a lousy
Copy of our home game
You're a complete loser!
Don't know what I was thinkin' of
I guess I just wasn't to bright
Well, I sure hope I do better
Next weekend on the Price Is Right-ight-ight
I lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh
I lost on Jeopardy, baby, ooh
I lost on Jeopardy, baby