MC Chris - Illy Oi! lyrics
[MC Chris - Illy Oi! lyrics]
Mc chris is the shit
Whack MC's line up to perish
There just ain't no stoppin him
His parents are so embarassed
Mc chris can't resist
Whack MC's they get so angry
Cause he ain't a part of it yet beats
Them at their own game oh so badly
Illinois boy known to make some noise
Don't collect checks cause I'm unemployed
Used to love hip-hop now it sucks like 'roids
I'm here to fill the void
Lemme hear ya say "Oi"
I'm the type of dude that'll rap for food
Rap real smooth cause I don't produce
MTV said no so I'm just on Fuse
Everything to gain but nothing to lose
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm the baddest MC switchblade in the mic
Playground player fifth grader for life
Only bling that I wear's in my baby blue eyes
I keep my bitches on a short
Leash with a tracking device
My name is MC I got carcinogen beats
Been compared to Monet been
Compared to Matisse
When I'm not rhymin or fuckin
I'm lookin for trees
You're givin hand jobs by the bloodbank
For a nickel a piece i bring the jams
Like Knotts Berry or Smuckers
Motherfuckers better duck cause I'm
On downers and uppers
Got a sack a nutter butters and
A head in the gutter
I waste whack MC's like they fuel in a Hummer
Oi Oi Oi Oi
I'm the crazy MC got chainsaw teeth
I'm a vegetarian, ain't got no beef
Rap rhymes over beats for
Dufflebags of cheese
You get a sexual release
Sniffin yer grandma's queefs
I get more mother daughter action
Than Romeo & Master P
Got these bitches suckin like
They vacuuming for company
My name is MC and that's the
Way it's gonna have to be
My tractor beam is the fact that
We're actually the act the beat
I don't freestyle and I wear clothes that fit
Don't flip burgers I'm a college graduate
You can hardly handle it so
Go ask your analyst
I'm the catalyst that moistens
The panties of management
Whack MC's line up to perish
There just ain't no stoppin him
His parents are so embarassed
Mc chris can't resist
Whack MC's they get so angry
Cause he ain't a part of it yet beats
Them at their own game oh so badly
Illinois boy known to make some noise
Don't collect checks cause I'm unemployed
Used to love hip-hop now it sucks like 'roids
I'm here to fill the void
Lemme hear ya say "Oi"
I'm the type of dude that'll rap for food
Rap real smooth cause I don't produce
MTV said no so I'm just on Fuse
Everything to gain but nothing to lose
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm the baddest MC switchblade in the mic
Playground player fifth grader for life
Only bling that I wear's in my baby blue eyes
I keep my bitches on a short
Leash with a tracking device
My name is MC I got carcinogen beats
Been compared to Monet been
Compared to Matisse
When I'm not rhymin or fuckin
I'm lookin for trees
You're givin hand jobs by the bloodbank
For a nickel a piece i bring the jams
Like Knotts Berry or Smuckers
Motherfuckers better duck cause I'm
On downers and uppers
Got a sack a nutter butters and
A head in the gutter
I waste whack MC's like they fuel in a Hummer
Oi Oi Oi Oi
I'm the crazy MC got chainsaw teeth
I'm a vegetarian, ain't got no beef
Rap rhymes over beats for
Dufflebags of cheese
You get a sexual release
Sniffin yer grandma's queefs
I get more mother daughter action
Than Romeo & Master P
Got these bitches suckin like
They vacuuming for company
My name is MC and that's the
Way it's gonna have to be
My tractor beam is the fact that
We're actually the act the beat
I don't freestyle and I wear clothes that fit
Don't flip burgers I'm a college graduate
You can hardly handle it so
Go ask your analyst
I'm the catalyst that moistens
The panties of management