MC Chris - Kingdom Farts lyrics

I'm a dank burner cause I'm earnin' some bank
No one to spend it on because
I ain't got a mate so I put it in my
System where I procrastinate
Playin' games of video
I'm sure that you can relate
I like Hack-n-Slash, FPS
My favorite's third person
Shotgun blast to some brains is my perversion
Mixin' up the herbs, weapon upgrades
Use the silencer if that shit's on fade
Reside in a hazy hobbit hole, I never vamanos
My best friend's Papa John and
The Noid from Domino's
Sometimes I skip a shower
I smell like a stinky toad
Every console you can think of
Only break for Jericho
I would never buy a gun
I would never take a life
But I'll snipe you in the eye
If I see that you're online
I'm a kinda quiet guy cause
I'm always in my mind
I would say give me a try
If I ever went outside
Home alone on my throne
Everywhere I go I own
I'm a troll, packin' bowls, yo
It's in my chromosomes
It brings out the best in
Me in very scary ways
I've been down with bootin'
Up since Sierra Games
Home alone on my throne
Everywhere I go I own
I'm a troll, packin' bowls, yo
It's in my chromosomes
It brings out the best in
Me in very scary ways
I've been down with bootin'
Up since Sierra Games

Dinin' on some Deep Dish
Listin' to Cheap Trick
Live this life of chronic
Life Aquatic made me seasick
On my Wii or my 3 or my 3-6
Cross legged, playin' bongos like a beatnik
I'm gettin' baked with Solid Snake
And Ratchet and Clank
Pot with Ocelot cause he's got the mad dank
We're drinkin' Sunny D cause
The purple stuff's rank
We never step outside, sun exposure's unsafe
I'm not a party guy unless
It's Mario Party time
I'd rather kill some Zombie Army
Guys while playin' RE 5
Or the second God of War
Or the first Half-Life 2
Now roll up the blunt with my degree from NYU
I got the game thumb
The basement's the place to be
President's daughter has been kidnapped and
It's up to me
In my pixelated palace, there's a policy:
If the world hangs in the balance
You best call mc! Home alone on my throne
Everywhere I go I own
I'm a troll, packin' bowls, yo
It's in my chromosomes
It brings out the best in
Me in very scary ways
I've been down with bootin'
Up since Sierra Games
Home alone on my throne
Everywhere I go I own
I'm a troll, packin' bowls, yo
It's in my chromosomes
It brings out the best in
Me in very scary ways
I've been down with bootin'
Up since Sierra Games

Home alone on my throne
Everywhere I go I own
I'm a troll, packin' bowls, yo
It's in my chromosomes
It brings out the best in
Me in very scary ways
I've been down with bootin'
Up since Sierra Games
Home alone on my throne
Everywhere I go I own
I'm a troll, packin' bowls, yo
It's in my chromosomes
It brings out the best in
Me in very scary ways
I've been down with bootin'
Up since Sierra Games