MC Chris - My Rhymes lyrics

Well I'm not amazed when I read the trade
And I see that the industry's dying
I think that they're great in every way for
Me to poop on like I'm Triumph
Well my names MC in the place to
Be I got backseat beats so dope
That coffin racers be salivating over the
Brand new stuff I wrote
So I better be great and make mad cake
Come on if you know what I'm sayin'
With a scoop of ice cream and two bay
Jeans? like a man named Marlon Wayans
Some say I suck some say I rule
But it's like my name was Chalmers
Well it's not an act not bore a
Fact fight crap like Laura Palmers
Heard You hated hip hop, Heard
You hated my voice
Heard you stole my CD cause you had no choice
I'm in your brain now, I'm in your mind
You say my name now, you say my rhymes
Well there was a time not too long ago where
I didn't have a pot to piss in
Now I've seen the states
Lots of license plates
On occasion a cutie for kissing
Well i like to rap but all kinds of
Crap from this to Day of the Daleks
Well I get respect, Hickey on my neck
Beef jerky diet coke and a paycheck
And around myself is my own wealth no
In the red with the manger
No I'm in the black I'm attracting smack now
Excuse me while I count my paper
And on the real I got a wonder
Feel just thinking about my groupies
They got lip piercing, damaged hearing
And they all can't wait to do me
Because I make them move and
I'm cute to boot
I got the skill to pay the bills online
Kids can't resist when it come to
Chris we can spit ridiculous rhymes
I'm on the brink though I kind of sink don't
Drink so I don't have a bar tab
I got Orson jowls and Aouda scowls and
No cowl cause my name ain't Zartan
I heard you hated hip hop
Heard you hated my voice
Heard you stole my CD cause you had no choice
I'm in your brain now, I'm in your mind
You say my name now, you say my rhymes
I heard you hated hip hop
Heard you hated my voice
Heard you stole my CD cause you had no choice
I'm in your brain now, I'm in your mind
You say my name now, you say my rhymes