MC Chris - Neville lyrics
[MC Chris - Neville lyrics]
I am the chosen one no need to hold a gun
I take you there like a
Double Decker bus does
I am a Gryffindor stand up to Voldemort
I break it up like it was horcruxes
Loved by the kitchen staff
I'm why the Weasleys laugh
Know my way around
In fact I memorized Marauder's Map
If you have to ask what it's
Like and how longs it last
Kinda sorta felt like wearing
A flaming sorting hat
Name is Neville I'm a rebel
Don't worry about detention
Did I fail to mention
That my specialty's suspension?
As in getting lifted I'm a
Hippy comes to Hogwarts hookups
I'm the kid you look up when
You feel like getting shook up
I got cockroach clusters
I got them chocolate frogs
I got every flavor made by
That babe Bertie Botts
I got what you want, I got what you need
I got those wizzy beats so
Fizzy you say wizard please
I'm summoned with a spell
Cause pagers are prohibited
You can go to hell if
You think my time's unlimited
I'll meet you by the willow kid
If you prefer the forest
Just bring that goblin gold and
Don't wake Mrs norris
They say that I am lacking and
I ain't up to snuff
Snape's always on my case
Cause he secretly sucks
It's hard remembering stuff
I think my brain has been wiped
Like I might have seen some shit that
Would of scarred you for life
So they think that I'm a fuck
Up and it's brilliantly clever
So many things I can't remember
Like where's my toad Trevor
Can I ask for the password
I fear I have forgotten
Call me Neville Longbottom
I leave every bong rotten
Love treacle, Buckbeak elf eye to Ireland
Meet me at the one eye'd
Witch or room of requirement
Step back catch a cactus blast of my stinksap
Chill Dumbledore is down in fact
He likes a fat sack if you want a break from
The stress and the studies
Holler at your buddy and I'll
Make you feel funny
I'm the pudgy Pureblood packin' unicorn power
Up in the highest tower where
I fire up my flowers
Coughing this is stupid guys
This is stupid we're wasting our money
We should be using magic
I take you there like a
Double Decker bus does
I am a Gryffindor stand up to Voldemort
I break it up like it was horcruxes
Loved by the kitchen staff
I'm why the Weasleys laugh
Know my way around
In fact I memorized Marauder's Map
If you have to ask what it's
Like and how longs it last
Kinda sorta felt like wearing
A flaming sorting hat
Name is Neville I'm a rebel
Don't worry about detention
Did I fail to mention
That my specialty's suspension?
As in getting lifted I'm a
Hippy comes to Hogwarts hookups
I'm the kid you look up when
You feel like getting shook up
I got cockroach clusters
I got them chocolate frogs
I got every flavor made by
That babe Bertie Botts
I got what you want, I got what you need
I got those wizzy beats so
Fizzy you say wizard please
I'm summoned with a spell
Cause pagers are prohibited
You can go to hell if
You think my time's unlimited
I'll meet you by the willow kid
If you prefer the forest
Just bring that goblin gold and
Don't wake Mrs norris
They say that I am lacking and
I ain't up to snuff
Snape's always on my case
Cause he secretly sucks
It's hard remembering stuff
I think my brain has been wiped
Like I might have seen some shit that
Would of scarred you for life
So they think that I'm a fuck
Up and it's brilliantly clever
So many things I can't remember
Like where's my toad Trevor
Can I ask for the password
I fear I have forgotten
Call me Neville Longbottom
I leave every bong rotten
Love treacle, Buckbeak elf eye to Ireland
Meet me at the one eye'd
Witch or room of requirement
Step back catch a cactus blast of my stinksap
Chill Dumbledore is down in fact
He likes a fat sack if you want a break from
The stress and the studies
Holler at your buddy and I'll
Make you feel funny
I'm the pudgy Pureblood packin' unicorn power
Up in the highest tower where
I fire up my flowers
Coughing this is stupid guys
This is stupid we're wasting our money
We should be using magic