MC Chris - Potato Cakes lyrics

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We're like two cakes, two potato cakes
We're like two cakes, two potato cakes
We're like two cakes, two potato cakes
We're like two cakes, two cakes
She not allergic to nerd urgin but
She's shy to serve it
I'm so bitter 'bout shit
She gives me a lift and I'm nervous
See we both work at Arby's


But in separate sections
And she doesn't know I like her
That she gives me erections
She's up at the counter
I'm in the hole in the back
Taking orders, making change
Putting toys in the bags
We smoke buttes on occasion
And I really can't stand it
But she's from another planet so
I deal like I'm Gambit
Smoke breaks are like dates
So I don't mind the coughin'
But I'd rather get blazed with
The cook in the walk-in
But I feel like I'm stalkin
I can tell she's uneasy
Not appeasing to be creepin' so
I still hold her cheesy
At the end of the night
I'm sure to ask for a ride
Been a really long day
I feel like dying inside
Feel like driving all night
Home life's kind of fucked
Never dropped me off
Never rolled the window up what?

We're like two cakes
(we're like two cakes) , two cakes
Two potato cakes (two cakes, two cakes)
We're like two cakes
(we're like two cakes) , two cakes
Two potato cakes (two cakes)
We're like two cakes
(we're like two cakes) , two cakes
Two potato cakes (two cakes, two cakes)
We're like two cakes
(we're like two cakes) , two cakes
Two potato cakes (two potato cakes)

Up at 6: 30, take a shower 'cuz I'm dirty
Go to school
Keep on flirting with this girl
I think is purty
Yeah, I know she's gonna hurt me but
It's worth it I assure it
She's so perfect, I'm so putrid
Where is cupid and some courage?
I will love her always
Torment in the hallways
Treated like a cretin
Something creepin' in your crawl space
See her at the lockers
See her knockers in her sweater
Soon she'll find the letter where I
Go ahead and tell her
She's like, "I'm so stoked
I got a date to the dance!"
Well there's a girl from art class
That I guess I could ask
"You should go, we could double
There's a really big party
Oh, by the way, I've got good news
I finally quit Arby's
I'm a hostess at Chili's and
It's really the bomb
My date's a waiter there
It's where he asked me to prom"
And so I linger on with my pale blue eyes
Walkin' through the hood cause
I've lost my ride
This job is alright, as far as fast food goes
Free grub is a perk, but the benefit's blow
If the manager's cool we get
To chief in the store turn the stereo on
While we're sweepin' the floor
Well the jocks they know I work
Here and they recognize my voice
Throw empties at my window but
That's beside the point
It's a minimum wage, it's a bit of a pain
But every jerk was worth it
Cause her beautiful face

This job is alright, as far as fast food goes
Free grub is a perk, but the benefit's blow
If the manager's cool we get
To chief in the store turn the stereo on
While we're sweepin' the floor
Well the jocks they know I work
Here and they recognize my voice
Throw empties at my window but
That's beside the point
It's a minimum wage, it's a bit of a pain
But every jerk was worth it
Cause her beautiful face

And so I survive, I'm prepared to do prep
I'm sweating by the ovens
Someone turn on the vents
What a turn of events, now I'm sort of a mess
There's a new girl she retarded
Now the manager's tense
The cook's out of weed, and I kinda miss it
But I still show up for work
Like this shit is no big
Like my heart is not broke
Like she done me no harm
I don't wanna be a wuss so
I still set my alarm i'm upset but not emo
And there's no one to fight
I can block the empties with
A shield like I'm prototype
Close the window to the world if
It's not acting quite right
Pack the pipe in the parking
Lot with manager Mike
I can deal with this shirt
I got really cool bosses
I can stock the desert
I can marinade the sauces
It's scary but awesome
When it comes to my job
I never even think about the
Time I was robbed gunshot
We're like two cakes
(we're like two cakes) , two cakes
Two potato cakes (two cakes, two cakes)
We're like two cakes
(we're like two cakes) , two cakes
Two potato cakes (two cakes)
We're like two cakes
(we're like two cakes) , two cakes
Two potato cakes (two cakes, two cakes)
We're like two cakes
(we're like two cakes) , two cakes, two
Potato cakes (two potato cakes, cakes
Cakes)