MC Chris - Robitussin lyrics
[MC Chris - Robitussin lyrics]
Wayyyy back college boy asked to
A high school dance couldn't wait
But my date was in my friend's pants
Didn't know what to do, MC feelin blue
'Til my best friend said that the
Red would get me through
Went to the Jewel with my crew
Adults only box
In a secondhand suit, bow tie, I'm a fox
In a car on the street, mouth Swisher Sweet
Down that shit at my crib in a one gulp feat
Room starts to turn like cheese
My tummy starts to churn like grease
On my knees like a rug burn beast
Like an intern tease with a yeast
("Infection!")
All wild on the tile, feel like I got the flu
I think I'm gonna throw
I think this night is through ding dong
Date's arrived and her dress is ripped
She don't know I'm on a Robitussin trip
In the back two girls goin' stag fat asses
I demand from the date her sunglasses
Do a drop, roll out the car like Axl
I need an angel, I need some fuckin Advil
I got a buzz bigger than a beehive
Cough up my cookies let loose
What's on the inside the 'tussin
The 'tussin - put it down like it was nothin'
RoboCop couldn't stop me from
Pukin' and flushin'
No balls to be bustin', no fightin'
No cussin'
Just love for a drug called Robitussin
The 'tussin
The 'tussin - put it down like it was nothin'
RoboCop couldn't stop me from
Pukin' and flushin'
No balls to be bustin', no fightin'
No cussin'
Just love for a drug called Robitussin
Wayyyy back college boy, live on 11th floor
Head out my window
Wonder what I'm livin' for
Knock on my door what's in store
It's my buddy "Bucks"
With the rabbit ear pockets sayin
He is out of luck
Need a forty for party thrown
By Laura Kang at Ruben
All he's got is snot and a box full of Ludens
Tell him 'bout the 'tussin
We're hating ho hustlin'
Interruptin discussions about
Reaganomic repercussions
Fuck 'em, we're fuckin' chug-a-luggin'
Soon my stomach I'm huggin'
I'm trippin' or somethin'
My coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon
You could call me the
Cough medicine curmudgeon
Frankly, the feeling's fucking fantastic
I'm tripping like Jesus in the
Desert when he fasted
Like it's the night before we all get drafted
Like we're rowin' through some
Rapids with Kevin Bacon whitewater raftin'
("Like you're at Epcot Center on acid?")
Exactly the 'tussin, the 'tussin
Put it down like it was nothin'
RoboCop couldn't stop me from
Pukin' and flushin'
No balls to be bustin', no fightin'
No cussin'
Just love for a drug called Robitussin
The 'tussin, the 'tussin! moan
The 'tussin, the 'tussin! moan
The 'tussin, the 'tussin! puking robitussin!
The 'tussin, the 'tussin! moan
The 'tussin, the 'tussin!
The 'tussin, the 'tussin! puking robitussin!
The 'tussin, the 'tussin!
The 'tussin, the 'tussin! puking
The 'tussin, the 'tussin!
Continues puking and spitting ahh!
A high school dance couldn't wait
But my date was in my friend's pants
Didn't know what to do, MC feelin blue
'Til my best friend said that the
Red would get me through
Went to the Jewel with my crew
Adults only box
In a secondhand suit, bow tie, I'm a fox
In a car on the street, mouth Swisher Sweet
Down that shit at my crib in a one gulp feat
Room starts to turn like cheese
My tummy starts to churn like grease
On my knees like a rug burn beast
Like an intern tease with a yeast
("Infection!")
All wild on the tile, feel like I got the flu
I think I'm gonna throw
I think this night is through ding dong
Date's arrived and her dress is ripped
She don't know I'm on a Robitussin trip
In the back two girls goin' stag fat asses
I demand from the date her sunglasses
Do a drop, roll out the car like Axl
I need an angel, I need some fuckin Advil
I got a buzz bigger than a beehive
Cough up my cookies let loose
What's on the inside the 'tussin
The 'tussin - put it down like it was nothin'
RoboCop couldn't stop me from
Pukin' and flushin'
No balls to be bustin', no fightin'
No cussin'
Just love for a drug called Robitussin
The 'tussin
The 'tussin - put it down like it was nothin'
RoboCop couldn't stop me from
Pukin' and flushin'
No balls to be bustin', no fightin'
No cussin'
Just love for a drug called Robitussin
Wayyyy back college boy, live on 11th floor
Head out my window
Wonder what I'm livin' for
Knock on my door what's in store
It's my buddy "Bucks"
With the rabbit ear pockets sayin
He is out of luck
Need a forty for party thrown
By Laura Kang at Ruben
All he's got is snot and a box full of Ludens
Tell him 'bout the 'tussin
We're hating ho hustlin'
Interruptin discussions about
Reaganomic repercussions
Fuck 'em, we're fuckin' chug-a-luggin'
Soon my stomach I'm huggin'
I'm trippin' or somethin'
My coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon
You could call me the
Cough medicine curmudgeon
Frankly, the feeling's fucking fantastic
I'm tripping like Jesus in the
Desert when he fasted
Like it's the night before we all get drafted
Like we're rowin' through some
Rapids with Kevin Bacon whitewater raftin'
("Like you're at Epcot Center on acid?")
Exactly the 'tussin, the 'tussin
Put it down like it was nothin'
RoboCop couldn't stop me from
Pukin' and flushin'
No balls to be bustin', no fightin'
No cussin'
Just love for a drug called Robitussin
The 'tussin, the 'tussin! moan
The 'tussin, the 'tussin! moan
The 'tussin, the 'tussin! puking robitussin!
The 'tussin, the 'tussin! moan
The 'tussin, the 'tussin!
The 'tussin, the 'tussin! puking robitussin!
The 'tussin, the 'tussin!
The 'tussin, the 'tussin! puking
The 'tussin, the 'tussin!
Continues puking and spitting ahh!