MC Chris - Robot Dog lyrics

I got an allergy, for every pedigree
So I got myself a robot dog that's Japanese
But yo, he's hard to please
He's always gotta pee
But he never sips a drip
This chip is playin' me
The way it plays ladies
Is such a sight to see
He gets more digit's than I
Could inside my wildest dreams
He plays the hoes instead of
Playin' fetch with me
He sniffs the toes of Tiffany and Stephanie
That brings up Emily
She was my latest squeeze
Robot dog stole that girl right
Out from under me
Sometimes I wonder why I supply the energy
To my mortal enemy that should be
A best friend to me

Robot dog! He down tequila out of Tommy navel
Robot dog! He drinks his
Owner underneath the table
Robot dog! I'm afraid this
Foe is fuckin' fatal
I'm about to go pre natal
End up in a baby cradle
Ro-bot dog, turn him off
Motherfucker! Say turn him off!
I say ro-bot dog, turn him off
Motherfucker! Say turn him off!

He never pays the rent, he kicks me outta bed
Well I'm the pissed submissive
He's the fuckin dominance
And it's been really tense
I'm feiging impotence i got a robot dog and
Haven't gotten any since all my pals are
Fucking meloncholy malcontents
From Malcolm in the Middle to Malcolm X
He eats filet mignon
I'm eatin fuckin Alpha-Bit's
And the motherfucker just left
Me the consonants i hold his leash while he
Gets all the compliments
He gets more attention than
A one eyed elephant he's in the club
I'm in my car out of my element
In a Honda Element, feelin' irrevelant
But it's on like it's Vaughn comma Vince
I wanna be gone like I'm
Jon Favreau havin' a fit
He's surrounded by chicks rubbin'
Their D cup tit's
I flip the toilet lid, read a Maxim mag
Bust a couple kids