MC Chris - Sidon Ithano lyrics

I'm not Qui-Gon, I’m Sidon
The star of scary stories
Greatest outlaw ever lived in
The outer rim territories
You'll be very sorry
I'll pull your plug like you’re Atari
Here's the deal: lose your shields
Comin' aboard to party
I keep kinda quiet - you can talk to Quiggold
He's got a big old peg leg, he's a frog
And he's single
Hang at Maz Kanata's castle in the shadows
We don't mingle we keep our ears open ’cause
We’re scoping for a signal
I got a blaster that I stole from Kanjiklub
Got 'em high on some really good ganja bud
Bala Tik got sick, hurled up guava guts
Now Finn needs a lift like he’s Jabba Hutt
Delphidians are black with leathery skin
Midichlorians are wack
We'll never see them again
My mask is Khaleesh, made Greivous look mean
Cape's got armoured weave
Like Sheev Palpatine

I'm Sidon Ithano, a guy you don’t wanna
See on the high seas like my homeboy Honda
Chill on Takodanno, get a taco, maybe blotto
El bano ocupado, see you later, Ashoka Tano

Most dangerous dude to cruise
The lost clusters
I set a trap then hang back like Ghostbusters
I like to chase in the Meson
Check the thrusters
Laser cannons disbandin' all manner
Of crop dusters
I got a crew, make 'em swab the deck for dank
Throw 'em a brew 'cause they
Lose what they make
Sarco Planks on the plank 'cause
He ganked all the bank
Everyday makin' cake in a cape
Yes, I got a saber but
It doesn't have a light
Yes, I got my haters they're
Just jealous of my life
Corsair don't care, no worries, no problems
'Cause I go with the flow like Jedis on lava
Tried to find the helmet but Bazine outdid me
Put it on eBay, Kylo Ren outbid me
Looking for a laser sword
It brought me to this castle
About to check the basement when the
First Order had to hassle

I'm Sidon Ithano, a guy you don't wanna
See on the high seas like my homeboy Honda
Chill on Takodanno, get a taco, maybe blotto
El bano ocupado, see you later, Ashoka Tano

Sith so rich, Palpatine had to peep
Made him his apprentice 'cause
His menace got defeated
Yoda taught him how to fight
That's why he's hard to beat
'till his head got chopped
By some mop-topped creep
Pockets filled with credit's 'cause
His pockets really deep he tried to hide his
Paper or lightsaber batteries
So some loser aimed his cruiser
At a random destination
Hyperdrive, no coordinates
An unknown location landed in the desert
Not a forest or a meadow
On a barge called the Shrike
Solar sails like Serenno doin' what I like
Treasure huntin' in a redcoat
Some say my life's a waste
But they're base like echo
One thing about pirates
They love Ponemah plunders
Bounty we are mounting
It's no wonder under thunder
Laser cannon blasting havoc
Now your kin and crew are conquered
Separatists lost a ship
But now shit is bonkers
A war of pirates in the
Sand instead of the stars
A sandcrawler, couple speeders
A skiff and a barge
Race towards a sunken ship
Me and my helmet at the helm
Can't wait to see what it will be
Soon I'll be in Glee Enselm

I'm Sidon Ithano, a guy you don't wanna
See on the high seas like my homeboy Honda
Chill on Takodanno, get a taco, maybe blotto
El bano ocupado, see you later, Ashoka Tano
I'm Sidon Ithano, a guy you don't wanna
See on the high seas like my homeboy Honda
Chill on Takodanno, get a taco, maybe blotto
El bano ocupado, see you later, Ashoka Tano