MC Chris - Student Vs. Teacher lyrics

Teacher versus student
You mess up I won't pass you
I got the power
I'm the king of this classroom
Student versus teacher
Man you ain't my dad, fool i got the power
I'm the king of this classroom
Teacher versus - no
You can't go to the bathroom
I got the power
I'm the king of this classroom
I'll still get into grad school
I got the power
I'm the king of this classroom

Pay attention, sit the fuck down
Stop passin' notes
Class is in session, hold your questions
Queries and quotes
I put notes on the projector
You write down what I say


You wanna have a dialogue bitch? Fuck you
I wanna get paid fuck tenure, I only stay
If you motherfuckers pass, so
Here some simple shit for
Your stupid fucking asses
Regurgitate some dates
And a couple proper names
Remember a couple lines elaboration
Would be great
But it's not really expected
You're not supposed to learn
I'm not supposed to be concerned
I just sit here lookin' stern
You could recall those note cards that
You bogard from your buddy
But the night before the test you
Got depressed and didn't study
Don't get mad at me cause
Your calculator ran outta batteries
You got below a B now
You're showin' me your anatomy
You should've studied instead of
Fappin' it to Bieber
But you sow what you reap and
Your teacher's a frickin' reaper

Teacher versus student
You mess up I won't pass you
I got the power
I'm the king of this classroom
Student versus teacher
Man you ain't my dad, fool i got the power
I'm the king of this classroom
Teacher versus - no
You can't go to the bathroom
I got the power
I'm the king of this classroom
I'll still get into grad school
I got the power
I'm the king of this classroom

We don't need no education
I'mma skip the shit
When am I gonna need to know shit like
Arithmetic?
I can divide, what's yours is mine
I'm takin' the cake and the whole 31415
My attention, for knowledge retention
Put me in the class less then
I end up in detention
Deadline circumvention, i need an extension
My dog died eating my homework
Not to mention i had chicken pox again
Man my temperature was one hundred and seven
And then some yeah it burned i had fever
Shakes and was confined to my mattress
I had a miraculous recovery
Right before lacrosse practice
I'm a modern living Einstein
I'm ahead of my time
I could fly by this curriculum if and I try
When i get back to school
I'm gonna act a fool
My attitude's no gratitude
For scholastic aptitude

Teacher versus student
You mess up I won't pass you
I got the power
I'm the king of this classroom
Student versus teacher
Man you ain't my dad, fool i got the power
I'm the king of this classroom
Teacher versus - no
You can't go to the bathroom
I got the power
I'm the king of this classroom
I'll still get into grad school
I got the power
I'm the king of this classroom

Buckle up everybody, cuz' this
Is the open house, listen
I need open minds, not an open mouth
Excuses are pitiful
They just gone get you ridiculed
This isn't the end of the world
It's only middle school
I don't get paid enough
To put up with this crazy stuff
Preteens in the bathroom gambling
- blazin' up
And no pushin' to the front of the line
This schools got ninety-nine problems and
Ain't none of em mine
Use both hands like I'm ambidextrous
My style like a dropout it can't be tested
I eat weak hearts like a candy necklace
So screw Harry Wong and his fancy methods
Rip your term paper that you
Worked for weeks on
Stand you in the corner if
You're looking at me wrong
Remember me as that one
Teacher who didn't play
Pray for a bomb threat
Cuz' I don't miss a day
Teacher versus student
Student versus teacher
Teacher versus student
Student versus teacher