MC Chris - The Real Deadpool Rap lyrics

K A T A N A slice
You don’t wanna roll the dice
Don’t have dough to be payin the price
Call me fire marshall bill cuz
I’m fire on the mic

Dead pool dead pool dead pool dead pool

This is verse one it’s the worst
One another person should write it
I’m the proponent of dope moments
The owner of xmen’s excited
I’m an asshole that’s altered seeking
Cough syrup for cancer
Got this jerk disease for eternity you
Can’t murder me you bastards
I bounce back like big sean
Never been gone too long
Regeneration is overrated just like the
Rating of this song
I like gun play and gumball i


Like fun yall that’s me
When i’m not biz blowing up
Shit i watch disney xd
The saskatchewan that you straddle on put
A saddle on then ride
I’m not attractive but sexually
Active leave the mask on if you don’t mind
Impatient with relationships or complacent
With the friendzone
If ur worth pursuing i’ll put my goo
In and say chewie we’re home
I’m a virgin that can’t drive
I’m just lying as if
I’m capable and insatiable and that’s how
I got my own kid
I’m distant and i’m detached i’m
Dangeorus she don’t need that
No tea parties just tea bags now hit’m
With the hook mc pee pants
I’m deadpool im so cool i might
School these fools whats up
I’m the sexiest don’t text me
If i’m eating mexican food
Make a masterpiece with badassery that the
Comics code would call cruel
I’m the mercenery with vocabulary make
My advesaries go boom

Second verse i’m so diverse i’m
A deadly weapon plus derp
They point and aim and then i mostly maim
Then i post a pic and eat nerds
Cut you to pieces in an action sequence
That’s a demo then a franchise
Got a recipe for your rest in peace
It’s best to be the bad guy
I pounce quick then i punch pricks
Then bounce rich get more pouches
Then i fuck chicks then i make quips then
I put a chimichanga in my mouth bitch
I know it’s sounds sick and
My amounts thick and
Every comment that i make is so arrousing
But i’m missing all my marbles something
Lousy, let me out please
Don’t wanna crowd please
But im on fleek i’m so cray bust a
Cap in the ass of bad hombres
It’s a fact that i’m effective
Check it so paid but
I never cash my checks in so no cocaine
Drink a barrel of budweiser but i’m so lame
Just a couple tranquilizers and i’m ok
For a minute fantasize that i’m home safe but
It never lasts long got a broke brain
No joking always joking unless it’s pussy
Popping time them i’m poking
Until it’s broken i’m out spoken it
Confuses all criminals no croaking
Just carnage bloody body parts turn an
Army into arby’s rocking party hard
But the hardest part is in the homes
Department no marital bliss just martial arts
I missed out on a mansion amidst
The mist and pine trees
More like a squatter crashin
Abandoned crime scene
I cash out in my cache with a
Blind as a bat black lady
She’s tempremental but preferential to my
Xtra special man gravy

My brains obnoxious got more caption
Boxes than grandpa batman returns
It’s madcap or doctor bong or some person
I can’t place i’m not sure
Talk to myself my mental health is a
Vengefull hell that i’m trapped in
My healing factor has made me backwards
Now i’m am assassin what happened?
Cuz my brain is broke i see shit you don’t
I can banter outer beings and it’s bonkers
Siracha with the watcher contemplator
On the fader bacci
Ball in the backyard of the beyonder
It’s awkward they’re fandom fools
So i hook’m up with funko pop panda pool
I really do not want to get a bad
Review so i hit’m with
That trademark attitude
Work alone on a job or it's hyrda bob
Or the deadpool corps or some cyborg dork
I got so many titles it’s
Like i stole the store
I don’t have any rivals i just spit for sport
I like lady deadpool she’s the pool to pork
Make a married motherfucker get
A fool’s divorce
She’s not into self incest pool abort need a
Mirror and beer is my clear retort
I’m self effacing and self aware let’s face
It i’m amazing my receipts are rare
Count on more R ratings
Better be prepared shit's
Gotta get gross to keep the theater there
Freddy kruegger saved the supes
It’s truth to bear
Every studio should stoop and
Lick my pooper hairs
The director got ejected and they
Recouped his chair you know
The sequel’s gonna suck i’ll
Take an uber there
I killed the comics and their inspirations
Killed everyone i could with no hesitation
Went to the marvel writers room
Festooned with notations too
Metaphysical for a buffoon with no face left
Breaking fourth walls i got
Jericho genitals always
Taking prat falls im on terrible edibles
I puked in my mask it was incredible
(beat) con corals give me oral because
They put me on a pedestal