MC Chris - Townie lyrics

"Where are we?" "I'm thirsty"
"There's a church up ahead
Maybe there's something in here"

"These don't look like Presbyterians!"
"They look like puppets"

"i thought we sounded really good, man
I thought we sounded pretty good!"
"ohhhhhh, yeeeeeaaah!"
All these rappers are so serious
It's crackin' me up
Kid consumers tired of posers so
He's backin' me up
Jump in the back of the truck
Or the front of my bike
Mc chris is comin' to your town ("Aiight")
I'm the Dungeon Master master of the ceremony
Comin' to your territory
Cheese it up like macaroni
We'll get seven kinds of stoney
In the parking lot proper
Want me to hit your jurisdiction
Just submit Chris an offer
Girls be neckin' on my wood in
Your neck of the woods
Groupie girlies give it up because
Pup got the goods
You think that they'd be less
Devout over somethin' so stout
But I guess they're all about Guiness
Cause they're turnin' me out
This is for the anthem kids cause
They know who Ansem is
I'm not a corporate clown so it's
Not like they could cancel Chris
I'm just an activist
My fans are cyber savages
I may seem kinda lame but I
Got more game then babbages

Mc chris is comin' to your town tonight
Mc chris is down to bring the sound to life
On the pressure point precise like
A kid on Fisher Price
Watch him kick it wicked nice
On the microphone device
Mc chris is comin' to your town tonight
Mc chris is down to bring the sound to life
On the pressure point precise like
A kid on Fisher Price
Watch him kick it wicked nice
On the microphone device
Mc's going platinum
The Cubs won the pennant race
Ice comin' out my ass like
My name was Bobby Drake
A hundred hoes with no clothes
Comin' out my birthday cake
Did I fail to mention everything
I say is kinda fake?
It's how Mister Ward escapes when
The people player hate
When I'm feelin' kinda down
Overlooked and overweight
I roll back my eyes
Clear my mind and proceed
Paint a picture-perfect world called
The house of mc you don't have to visit
You can always not listen
Even though a world without
My music's kinda cataclysmic
I used to rip tickets karate kick districts
Kinda like Kismet, like when Leia met Wickett
("Jub jub")
Decadent downloads put a dump in your rump
That's right, I'm shittin' your pants
Punchin' chumps in the junk
I'm surveyin' your surroundings and
I'm samplin' your skunk
Mc chris is comin' 'round
Now's when you throw your hands up!

Mc chris is comin' to your town tonight
Mc chris is down to bring the sound to life
On the pressure point precise like
A kid on Fisher Price
Watch him kick it wicked nice
On the microphone device
Mc chris is comin' to your town tonight
Mc chris is down to bring the sound to life
On the pressure point precise like
A kid on Fisher Price
Watch him kick it wicked nice
On the microphone device
We delivered in the Dirty
Impressed the Southwest
Navigated North to ingest the best sess'
Met a couple honeys and had real live sex
Okay, we just made out cause someone shouted
"MIC CHECK!"
We been bouncin' in the mountains
We been paid in the glades
We deliver solid products
For affordable rates
Roam the range, makin' change
Puttin' food on our plates
Got a BJ while the DJ
Played Duel of the Fates
Life rules and it's great
They say I'm livin' a dream
Now and then it's like a nightmare though
You wouldn't believe
For the most part it's like go
Carts doing turns at high speed
Life's a sweet summer vacation if
Your name is mc
People, I'm a pimp, life's a bitch
Fuck what ya heard
Name a faster nerd when it
Comes to blastin' words
Pixels in my pocket like my
Name was John Lasseter
A bible camp van, it's a fifteen passenger!

Mc chris is comin' to your town tonight
Mc chris is down to bring the sound to life
On the pressure point precise like
A kid on Fisher Price
Watch him kick it wicked nice
On the microphone device
Mc chris is comin' to your town tonight
Mc chris is down to bring the sound to life
On the pressure point precise like
A kid on Fisher Price
Watch him kick it wicked nice
On the microphone device

"Everybody get in the bus! Get in the bus!"
"LET'S GO!"

Drivin', drivin', drivin', drivin'
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