MC Virgins, Lil Boom - Caught Simpin’ lyrics

Open up your mind don't open up your thighs
Skinny bitches, thick bitches
 I like all kinds
Bitch you said that you not pullin' up
I honestly don't mind
'Cause I got Hanime loaded up, and
I can kill some time, no
I don't want your mouth or throat
I want your horoscope
You can call me when you through
And I'll let you know
Wasian, Prophet, Yun Head
My bitch straight out of Doujin
You can keep your legs closed
Then pass me the lotion (Uwu)

Hi my name is Wasian
I think that you're really pretty
I just wanna get some Boba
And drive around in the city
You can talk about your boyfriend
I know that he's really shitty
Like gettin' to know you better
I don't wanna see them titties
I just wanna cuddle while
Sleeping under the moonlight
She gets passed around and her
Pussy not even that tight
I cannot believe that I got a
Text from her last night
Left me on delivered
But I know I guess that's all right

(MC God) treat these bitches like a tire
Man I always keep a spare
Tap, never talk again, I don't even care
Wake up in the morning
I'm not even fuckin' there
And I don't care about your wig, bitch
Just let me pull your hair, ayy
I'm a Chad
So you'll never catch me simpin' (Okay)
Gave her good dick
Now I gotta keep my distance
I'll never be your man
Dumb thot be realistic
You may say my dick is small, but hey bitch
I still hit it

(Uwu) Ayy, ayy, ayy
Like, why the fuck I need a girl
When I got a hand tryna see some titties
Don't need to be a simp or a Chad
I just go to PornHub or Hentai Haven
Don't need persuasion
When I got a body pillow
That I'm tryna smash
Don't talk to girls I got the Amazon Alexa
All I need don't worry bout' what next
I gotta text her
I keep the peace, I'm on OnlyFans
Belle Delphine
Dream of the day, when I can smash her
When I turn 18 my name is Prophet
Bitch I want a naughty chick
Zero Two, she be a hottie
Shit I like them smaller tit's
Man I'm tired of lying
God damn, this shit got me crying
Like, I just want some mommy
Milkers to suffocate me, i'm dying
Ayy, ayy (yeah)

Open up your mind don't open up your thighs
Skinny bitches, thick bitches
I like all kinds
Bitch you said that you not pullin' up
I honestly don't mind
'Cause I got Hanime loaded up, and
I can kill some time, no
I don't want your mouth or throat
I want your horoscope
You can call me when you through
And I'll let you know
Wasian, Prophet, Yun Head
My bitch straight out of Doujin
You can keep your legs closed
Then pass me the lotion (Uwu)