Mikill Pane, P Money, Fem Fel - Hey Baby lyrics

Ladies and gentlewomen join P Money
Fem Fel and I on some ignorant shit
Listen, as far as women go
Wouldn't exactly say gigolo
Wouldn't even dream of saying
All chicks is hoes
I've got four sisters, bro
Listen though, and I'm not boasting
But, I relieve pain like Ibuprofen
Nightly doses are highly wholesome
Skeptics doubt but your wifey knows it
So you keep thinking "Mike's a poet
With no love making skils"
I've had no complaints about the
Size of my boat and I go like a navy seal
Some of them are like
"hey baby" expecting gifts
But they don't even get two pence from this
They try to get argumentative
But they kick back when they
Get sent on spliffs
I never try wife em and stay with them
Get all up in the heart like Capleton
On the contrary, I'm tryna make em scream
And have my name on
Their lips like Maybelline
That love shit's make-belief, wait and see
I'll back five shots of rum after that
The only three words coming from my mouth
Will be "I'm gonna cum" i'm onto bums
Breast and thighs but face isn't important
Mums and dads
Keep me away from your daughters
Sorry for that joke as it may seem awkward
But, I drop my pants and make em lean forward
All sermon, all fours, I'm all for
A foursome to force my boredom away
Then they all splurt before dawn
When their boyfriends call em
But when they're horny, they say
(Hey baby) I'm not your baby
(Hey baby) I'm not your man
You've had one too many Bailey's
I don't think you understand
(Hey baby) I'm not your baby
(Hey baby) I'm not your man
You've had one too many JDs
I don't think you understand

I didn't even tell you that I like it
Did I? Did I? Did I? Nah, nah, nah I didn't
I act all nice to get in her knickers
Then boast that I'm after sex without kissing
Never gonna happen, I told you
Should've got the hint when you
Asked me to hold you
Should've got the hint when you
Tried to phone me
And it got picked up by a guy called Tony
Wrong number stop with the baby, heard?
Can't you see I'm stocked up
On the baby words?
That means when you're gone
Someone else gonna come and
Do the same thing that we did tonight
And when we're done
I don't wanna know about your taxi
Or how much you think it costs
Learn your lesson
The next time I promise something
I'll have my fingers crossed, yeah

(Hey baby) Um, wait, whoa what do you mean
What's wrong? You're acting weird
I feel like it's a love song
I don't care if I left you
An hour ago, imagine I was gone for long
Cause, I'm long gone, I don't
Like the word baby, when I hear it
I get scared
Thinking "I'm sure I had a condom"
Let me ask you what's wrong?
Three Ws, you're crazycom
You only go down on guys that you love
Well you blew early, you set the bomb wrong
Telling me you wanted something sweet
You should've gone France and got
Yourself a bon bon
It's not my fault that it's big and black
And kept your legs warm at night
No wonder why you called it Long John

Some of you might hear this and label me
Wrong, perverted or sick
When I first showed my friend to the bitches
They called him Richard
The longer version of Dick
Some of them are like "hey baby"
Honest you're wrong love
What are you on love?
Last week in the bath this
Baby appeared and your friends
Screamed "Loch Ness monster"
I get vexed waiting
Let's do something X rated
Get naked and make kids, let's have a race
If you cum first, you lose, so you know
You've gotta take it slow
Pace makes you waste it
This ain't basic "make no mistake" shit
I don't play, you'll be shaking for ages
How else can I say this? I'm craving
A nigga's out of jail after
All of eight years
And don't lie, saying you faked it
Cause, I never gave you paper, you mad slag
Let's keep it real, I'm made of steel
And the only thing fake is your handbag
Act nang
Get flashed like Gordon and I'll be ming
And you can scrap that talk of a diamond ring
I'd order and buy you things the same day
Dwight Yorke leaves sport and tries to sing
But as long as he scores, I do the same
I don't ever try lose a game
You ain't gotta be a whiz kid
To figure out what I want
But, I advise you to use your brain
When we're done
I don't wanna know about your taxi
Or how much you think it costs
Learn your lesson
The next time I promise something
I'll have my fingers crossed (Hey baby)