Mindless Self Indulgence, Kenny Muhammad The Human Orchestra - La-Di-Da-Di lyrics

To all the stupid people and the rest
You are about to witness something
You've never witnessed before this
But ladies and gentlemen Kenny
Muhammad and his
Lucky two members of Little Jimmy
(Impossible to hear this part)
In the place to be we're gonna show you
How to do it for the year 2005 kicking it
And are you sick all the
Mothers like in their world
Because we need to continue to rock stop
His modem cold to minimize the scene
Cutting out all the lyrical coherence because
We know how to up-upload it
This is a Paul mix man we all
Wish underworld set this no good moment
And ya'll know us that's when we
Run into something like this
La-di da-di da-di da-di we
Likes to party party
We always causing trouble-trouble
Bothering everybody
We are just just some men up on the mic
When-when we grab the pitch
Yo we grab that shit tight
Fuck all-a-y'all who's going to Hell
Just keep on smiling and enjoy yourself
Cause it's cool when you
Cause a cozy-conditionin'
That's what we create
Because that be our mission
So listen close to what we say
Because (WHAT) this type of shit it happens every day (WHAT)
This type of shit it happens EVERY DAY (WHAT)
This type of shit it happens every day

I woke up AROUND two in the MORNIN'
Did a lot of COKE, strechin', YAWNIN'
Went into the BATHROOM to wash UP
Put the soap on my face and
My hand on my crotch
Said, mirra-mirra on-on the wall
Who be that top-choice of-of them all?
There was a rubble-rubble-dubble
Five minutes it lasted the mirror said

"You are you conceited bastard!"
Well that's true
That's why we never have no beef
And so I washed off the soap
And brushed the gold teeth
Change my clothes, spark my hair
I busted out the brand new Gucci underwear
And for all the little girls
That I might take home, we have
The Johnson's baby powder and
The Polo cologne
Fresh dressed like a million dollas
I wore the high tops and pop the flat colla
Stepped out the crib, stopped short, oh no
Ahhh, nawww shit, God damn
Shit i forgot my fucking kangol

Den me dilly dally, we run into an alley
Got me busted into me old
Girl Shaniqua from the valley
God damn bitch played hard to get
So I said, "What's up girl
You look like shit don't cry, dry your eye"
Shaniqua tells her momma
"You all better hide tonight"
Because her mom stepped up from behind
Hit her in the FACE, stabbed her in the EYE
Punched her in the BELLY, stepped on her FEET
Slammed the girl on the hard concrete
Oohhhh BITCH was STRONG, momma's GONE
Something seemed WRONG, now what is going on
I tried to bust it up, I said, "Stop it
Leave her" she said, "If I can't have you
She can't eitherrrrrrrrr"

She grabbed me hard, around my cock
I broke out like I had the chicken pox
Momma gave chase, she caught us quickly
She put her fucking finger in
The face of Little Jimmy
And said "Why don't you give me some play
Stop avoiding me like you is gay
I wet my pants whenever you say"
("Oohhh bitches love me cause they
Know that I can") rock, rock
"Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, can't you see
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me
I love your faggy ways
I guess that's why you're
Always getting laid"
Oohh on and on and on and on and
(WORD) whatever (SHAKA-ZULU) i said
(PLAYED OUT) and then I gave her a kiss
I said, "You can't have me
I'm too young for you, miss"
She said, "No you are not
" then she starts crying
I said, "I'm 18" and she says "stop lying"
"Serious, go ask my mother
And with your wrinkled pussy, you can't be
My loverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" pOW

Okay people
We're talking about Kenny Muhammad
The Human Orchestra, I'm not jokin' ya know
He's wicked, he's livin', he's vibin'
With the hardcore verbal beatery
Beatbox criminal, top in his category
That's a little something special
For your Mindless CD