Moochie Mack, Ludacris - Jack N Tha Jacka lyrics

This is the story of The Jack N Tha Jacka
One is the victim the other is the attacker
One carries credit cards the other carry gats
One learned the story from
The other belie dat!
I said this is the story of
The Jack N Tha Jacka
One is the victim the other is the attacker
One carries credit cards the other carry gats
One learned the story from
The other belie dat!

Hi how ya doin? My name is Jack
I have a wife, 2 kids, a dog, and a rat
I tried to kill the son
Of a bitch this morning
But i couldn't really focus cuz
My wifes out whorrin'
I love my kids although
There dumber than fuck
Part of the reason is cuz
There all drugged up
Lisnin to some fucker on
The radio named Shady i Kinda like the kid i
Guess that makes me crazy
Anyway the reason that im here is to tell you
About something that happened to
Me the other day
Where I had a guy run up to my Rover
Then He pulled out his gun and
Told me to scoot over
I seen the real in his eye so I said will do
He said

" Just Keep Cool and Maybe I
Won't Have to Blast You "
Ima ask you one time give me
Yo shit and give it quick
Or I'll bust both yo lips
You rich people make me sick
With your luxirious Cars
Luxirious Clothes and Shoes
But im snatchin that shit
Cuz I ain't got shit to lose
So up yo wallet the checkbook
And the gold chain
Then strip to yo socks and get
The fuck out the Range
What are ya sayin ya fuckin theif
Im helpin you out
How you gonna threatin to kill
Me and put me out
If you were gonna kill me I
Don't think u'd be hesitating
Instead your shaking and
Bullshit conversating
Yeah im a rich mother fucker
Got a lot of money
But my wife spends it all gotta
Work to keep it coming
Payin taxes to support people like you
No this isnt a black thing ill
Tell you what i'll do
I'll write you a check just for respect
Cuz you'll never get anything
Takin other peoples shit
I won't cancel the check I
Will have it approved
Who do I write this check out
"Thugs R Us" or you

Ha Ha you think you funny but
Im the one with the gat
And if I shake a little more
Ill lay your white ass flat
Fuck the check we'll go back
To my original plan
Since im the one with the bullets
I think i'll make the demands

Come on buddy meet me half way
I'll take you to my house
Will my children are
I'll show you where i stay
We'll go to the basement pull
The money outta the floor
I'll even make ya famous, wanna know how?
(How) meet my little friend
(gun shots, phone dialing)
Hi operator I just killed
This little car jacker
He's bleedin all over my shit
That was the story of The Jack N Tha Jacka
One was the victim the other was the attacka
One carries credit cards the other carry gats
Better investigate before you go
Fuckin with Jack