Mr. SOS - Can't Help Myself lyrics

From the land of the sunshine
Lives the man with the punchlines
Quick to make the crowd throw up
They hands like I'm one time
Peace to the soldiers at war
On the front lines and if you hate on that
You better break out like it's lunchtime
Call me the new voice
Of the southern peninsula
Coming to enter the game spittin
Something to injure ya
I roll with sisters who hustle brothers
And brothers who hustle sisters & brothers
To support they baby mothers
And hustlers who flip weight so
They could live great
Personally I'd rather make money off mixtapes
Sellin em, bootleggin em, recording em
It's all the same
What makes me laugh is these rappers
Who gotta pawn they chain
Cause they spent they money up and
Now they gotta be cheaper
And I'm with they ex girl
Playing swallow the leader
She calls me a keeper
I've got her number all on my beeper
I can't help myself
I guess I'm just a naughty boriqua so I say

If you see me start to take over the south
'My bad, I can't help myself'
If you bother me soon as I leave my property
And I knock you out
'My bad, I can't help myself'
Ladies if you catch me staring at your jelly
And you start to get me sweaty
'My bad, I can't help myself'
And if we dance and I'm feeling on yo booty
Like my name was R kelly
'I'm sorry I can't help myself my bad'

Ladies & gentlemen girls & boys in this
I've got something for your
Radio that's poisonous
Ain't no need to ask the
DJ who's voice this is
SOS get the party the noisiest
And screw the sound ordinance
I do this for the audience
To see who be the naughtiest
And show them where the party is
We've got more chickens here than Popeyes
So tell the bartender to keep it comin'
With them drinks until you're crosseyed
My designated driver is drunk
Off Bacardi & Gin
So he won't make it to the Holiday Inn
But this shorty I'm with, her body's a ten
And if she can drive when she's bent
I'm probably gonna minagé her friends
Cause you shoulda seen how they was
Flirtin' with me by the bar
Had me feeling like a star when
I got inside my car
One of em on each my arm and
We did a lot of kissin
I just pray that I don't wake up
In the morning with my wallet missin

So if I'm talking to the women that you want
'My bad, I can't help myself'
If I'm trying to kick it to you and
I'm messing up my words cause I'm drunk
'My bad, I can't help myself'
Fellas if you introduce me to your shorty
And I'm looking at her naughty
'My bad, I can't help myself'
Ladies if we hook up & you gimme brain
And I still forget your name
'I'm sorry, I can't help myself my bad'

I'm just your typical American man
I'm both good & bad like a preacher
With a beer in his hand the ying & the yang
Devil with wings angel with fangs
President running a nation
With dangerous plans
It's all the same if you
Understand the way we livin
People with good intentions hurt others
Just to fulfill em
From the hungry father robbing &
Stealin to feed his children
To the president waging war on a country
For the buildings that were attacked
I sit back and stare at the sky
Pour a little liquor for the parents who died
In these days & times we
Need more American pride
So everyone rise to sports, drugs
And American pie
Beautiful cars, movies with stars
Bootys & broads
Television, video games and nudie bars
My crew be large and I'ma share my wealth
So when I express myself and I offend you
I can't help myself