Mute Arcade, Dan Bull, Connor Quest!, Shwabadi - Froppy Love Song lyrics

Oh lala
Tryna make a splash in your boudoir, my
Body is a game like frogger when
You hop up on the log
And you've been stuck up on the hard part
Just tryna gat a taste of
What's beneath those pants
You can't blame me, babe
It's a delicacy in france
Uh, tongue game Froppy
Shawty's top go awful sloppy
If you thought this song would be romantic
Then I'm awful sorry
So, is it wrong to fantasize
About hopping with this froggy
In my daydreams? For legal reasons, guys
In this hypothetical, the character is 18
(She's a consenting adult)

Girl, the way you use your tongue
Got me thinking maybe, baby
I'm cool with dating frogs
What I feel for you is a gift from above
Amphibian love, amphibian love
Tsu, you got me flying like a dove
Secreting mucous, with you 'cause
I'm totally in love
What I feel for you is a gift from above
Amphibian love, amphibian love

Heads feeling underwater, but you
Give me air, amphibious
Say I don't have little crush
But I am fibbing, us
Is a plural that like to use to describe
The two lives that are me and you
Think what parents might say
It's a tad polarizing don't change the fact
Get this lads pole a rising
Get tropical Johnny's that workin
The warm weather want it modified
I'll rib-it for your pleasure
Grab you by the hip and hop off the bed
Thigh's looking so good
I could chop off your legs
But, I promise I won't 'cause
I've got other dinner plans treat my face
Your lily pads might be over the pond
Nothing has broken our bond
And if you go before I say I love you
I might croak

Girl, the way you're climbing up the walls
Got me climbing up the walls
'Till I'm wiping all the slime
Up off the floors
My love for you is even wider than your jaws
If your pond has a phone
Then can I give you a call?
I'm not one of those slimy guys
No offense meant
That might be the kind you like
Some people may disapprove
But, if I do, do not shoot my shot
Then I'll be missing you
I never want to see you in a french kitchen
The one time we tried french kissing
I went missing
I got jelly the time we went fishing
Never expected it to be
Critters you were licking
And when the bow in your
Hair's slung right back
How could I resist a tongue like that
You're a frog, I'm a bull
So let's lock horns and never stop 'till the
World's full of frogspawn

Girl, the way you use your tongue
Got me thinking maybe, baby
I'm cool with dating frogs
What I feel for you is a gift from above
Amphibian love, amphibian love
Tsu, you got me flying like a dove
Secreting mucous, with you 'cause
I'm totally in love
What I feel for you is a gift from above
Amphibian love, amphibian love