NanowaR of Steel - Vegan Velociraptor lyrics
[NanowaR of Steel - Vegan Velociraptor lyrics]
He drives his eco-friendly Tesla
Motors police tank
Non-disposable hero, in a cloak made of hemp
Lethal cereal killer completely sugar free
Drowning enemies in pots of herbal tea
It's known that a lentil based diet
Is the cause of a strong flatulence
His bum pollutes with CO2
So bears abandon the arctic too
And deserve it ’cos they eat fish anyway
Ah! Vegan velociraptor
Broccolini hunter, saviour of the environment
Ah! Vegan velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing
The food chain
Sheriff of the livestock against animal abuse
Replacing choco milkshakes with lime
And carrot juice but he's got to be careful
When patrolling the town
As the carnivorous cow's lurking around
In league with the Bacon Street Boys
She feeds cattle with meat and steroids
Blended with opium and bamboo
Bovines become addicted too
Turning into narco-prostitutes
Ah! Vegan velociraptor you zucchini butcher
Mother nature’s playful friend
Ah! Vegan velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing
The food chain
On a bad day took place a very bad thing
As this very bad cow and her very bad crew
Very impolitely raped a young groundhog
Named George W sanchez
There came Gargamellor the moderate T-Rex
Complaining ‘bout the gang's
Inappropriate ways
But the evil bovines went berserk
And devoured him alive
Mild Gargamellor! Polite Gargamellor!
Taxpayer Gargamellor! "Cowfood" Gargamellor!
George W sanchez! Poor bullying victim
George W sanchez! Your ass bled for us all
George W sanchez
Damn you, ill-bred evildoers
I hereby declare you under arrest
You killed my friend Gargamellor
And impolitely raped Herr W sanchez
You have the right to remain silent
You have the right to an attorney
Anything you say can and will be used
Against you in a court of law
I'll extinct you, filthy dromaeosaurid
Your days are numbered, you're about to die!
You entered the wrong jurisdiction
'Cos the law enforced here is
The Bill Of Rights
That grants the right to rape a groundhog
(impolitely)
Or grants the right to eat a T-Rex
But grants the right to do both of the above
If one is called George W sanchez!
That said the cow launched her assault
Hitting his throat with a turbo-flying kick
VV was counterattacking
Firing with bullets made out of soy beans
Until the cow took a secret potion
To prevail over the dinosaur
A mixture of prions and elephant
Scurf that made her invincible!
Contracting "Mad Cow Disease" and hence being
Slaughtered by the FDA authorities
Still drives an eco-friendly Tesla
Motors police tank
The vice mayor promoted him
To a prestigious rank
Lieutenant of seitan brigadier of seeds
Feldmarshall of the cruelty free recipes
His macrobiotic meals
Enriched with proteinic pills
Drowned in a sea of rice and soy
Fill everyone with peace and joy
But not Sanchez, still bleeding from his ass
Ah! Vegan velociraptor
Slaughterer of eggplants, Jurassic animalist
Ah! Vegan velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing
The food chain ah! Vegan velociraptor
Broccolini hunter, saviour of the environment
Ah! Vegan velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing
The food chain
Here comes the meteorite!
Motors police tank
Non-disposable hero, in a cloak made of hemp
Lethal cereal killer completely sugar free
Drowning enemies in pots of herbal tea
It's known that a lentil based diet
Is the cause of a strong flatulence
His bum pollutes with CO2
So bears abandon the arctic too
And deserve it ’cos they eat fish anyway
Ah! Vegan velociraptor
Broccolini hunter, saviour of the environment
Ah! Vegan velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing
The food chain
Sheriff of the livestock against animal abuse
Replacing choco milkshakes with lime
And carrot juice but he's got to be careful
When patrolling the town
As the carnivorous cow's lurking around
In league with the Bacon Street Boys
She feeds cattle with meat and steroids
Blended with opium and bamboo
Bovines become addicted too
Turning into narco-prostitutes
Ah! Vegan velociraptor you zucchini butcher
Mother nature’s playful friend
Ah! Vegan velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing
The food chain
On a bad day took place a very bad thing
As this very bad cow and her very bad crew
Very impolitely raped a young groundhog
Named George W sanchez
There came Gargamellor the moderate T-Rex
Complaining ‘bout the gang's
Inappropriate ways
But the evil bovines went berserk
And devoured him alive
Mild Gargamellor! Polite Gargamellor!
Taxpayer Gargamellor! "Cowfood" Gargamellor!
George W sanchez! Poor bullying victim
George W sanchez! Your ass bled for us all
George W sanchez
Damn you, ill-bred evildoers
I hereby declare you under arrest
You killed my friend Gargamellor
And impolitely raped Herr W sanchez
You have the right to remain silent
You have the right to an attorney
Anything you say can and will be used
Against you in a court of law
I'll extinct you, filthy dromaeosaurid
Your days are numbered, you're about to die!
You entered the wrong jurisdiction
'Cos the law enforced here is
The Bill Of Rights
That grants the right to rape a groundhog
(impolitely)
Or grants the right to eat a T-Rex
But grants the right to do both of the above
If one is called George W sanchez!
That said the cow launched her assault
Hitting his throat with a turbo-flying kick
VV was counterattacking
Firing with bullets made out of soy beans
Until the cow took a secret potion
To prevail over the dinosaur
A mixture of prions and elephant
Scurf that made her invincible!
Contracting "Mad Cow Disease" and hence being
Slaughtered by the FDA authorities
Still drives an eco-friendly Tesla
Motors police tank
The vice mayor promoted him
To a prestigious rank
Lieutenant of seitan brigadier of seeds
Feldmarshall of the cruelty free recipes
His macrobiotic meals
Enriched with proteinic pills
Drowned in a sea of rice and soy
Fill everyone with peace and joy
But not Sanchez, still bleeding from his ass
Ah! Vegan velociraptor
Slaughterer of eggplants, Jurassic animalist
Ah! Vegan velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing
The food chain ah! Vegan velociraptor
Broccolini hunter, saviour of the environment
Ah! Vegan velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing
The food chain
Here comes the meteorite!