Nathan Lane, Andrew Lippa - Morticia lyrics

Morticia mia

Morticia, Morticia the name alone is gold
It speaks of death and labored breath
Not fears of growing old
If I could stop the clock right
Now to make a simple wish
The only wish that I would
Wish is 'Tish, 'Tish, 'Tish
The wind that makes a window creak
The mist inside the word "mystique" morticia
The fluttering wings of bats in flight
Those creepy-crawly things at night morticia
The moment she is focused on you
Makes you feel alive
And after she is through
You hope you only just survive
Not unlike being stung
By every bee inside the hive morticia

The screams she saves only for you
The misery she puts you through morticia

Male Ancestors: Morticia

The chill she brings to every room
The lethal stench of French perfume morticia

Morticia

She meets your gaze and promises
To send you to the sky
When all the while behind that smile
She's wondering how you'll die
That's why it's so delicious
To be dominated by Morticia

Not today! That's what I heard her say
What's happening to my wife!

What's happening to your wife?!

Not today! That's really not okay
She must be feeling blue
I don't know what to do!
Except, perhaps, it's true
I must, I can't, I will you think? I shall
I'll end my life!

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Morticia ahh!

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Morticia

She's every dream
And every nightmare permanently bound
So when I'm dead asleep
That's when I feel it most profound
But tell me you'll come 'round
Before I'm six feet under ground

Ohh ohh ohh

Morticia! Morticia!

The hours playing hide and seek
That unexpected Greek technique morticia

Morticia

A blackened heart, a darker soul
Imprisonment with no parole

Morticia!

Nice

If I love you and you love
Me then lose this fresh facade my ingenue
I'll help you to avoid the firing squad
And life will be, for us you'll see
Interminably odd!

Morticia

There's not a moment I could wish

Morticia

That would exclude my darling 'Tish

Morticia!

Morticia

Ah!