Neil Cicierega - Fredhammer lyrics

Pah! Paah!
Paaaaaaaah! Check, one, one, two, one

I came into this world as a reject
Look into these eyes
Then you'll see the size of these eyes!
Dwellin' on the past
(past) it's burnin' on my brain (hot)
Everyone that learns has to
Learn from the brain (hot)
Hey, I think about the day (day-y-y-y-ys)
My girlie ran away with my
Brain when fellas came to (play) play
Now she's stuck with my
Homies that she's stuck (ooh)
And I'm just a lump with
A chump in my throat, hey

Like a chump (Hey) I'm like a chump
(Hey) like a chump (Hey) like a chump
(Hеy) I'm like a lump (Hey) like a chump
(Hеy) like a chump (Hey)

Should I be feelin' bad?
(no) Should I be feelin' good? (no)
It's kinda sad
I'm the laughin' stock of the neighborhood
(no) she would think that I feelin' bad?
Should I be feelin' good? (Hey)
Fu- fu- in the head, not! (Now hey)
And maybe she just made a mistake and
I should give her a steak!
My heart'll ache either way
Hey, what the h -, what you want me to say?
I won't lie, that I can't deny-y-y-y-y

I did it all for the nookie (come on)
The nookie (come on)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your… (yeah)
I did it all for the nookie (come on)
The noo noo (come on)
So you can cook that turkey
And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your… cookie!

Why did it take so long?
Why (hoo) , did I wait so long, huh?
Why? To figure it out, but I did it (huh?)
And I'm the only one underneath the sun (Hey)
Why? I can't believe
(hoo) that I could be deceived (hoo)
She were by my so-called girl
(hoo) , but in reality (hoo)
Had a hidden agenda (why?)
She put my blender (hey) in a blender (ooh)
And still I surrendered! (my cookie)

Like a chump (Hey) I'm like a chump (huh?)
(Hey) like a chump (cookie)
(Hey) like a chump (why?)
Like a chump, like a chump
Like a chump, chump, chump, chump

I did it all for the nookie (come on)
The nookie (come on)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your… (yeah)
I did it all for the nookie (come on)
TANOOKI! (come on)
So you can take that cookie

And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your… (yeah yeah yeah)
I did it all for the nookie (come on)
The nookie (come on)
So cookie, cookie, cookie!
And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah) stick it up your

Cookie! Cookie! Cookie! Cookie!
Cookie! Cookie! Coo-Cookie!