Neil Cicierega - Numbers lyrics

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here's my number

Eight, six, seven, five, three (oh) nine

Here's my number so call me maybe

We're gonna be

Baby!

Hey kids! (Here's my number)
Call 1-900-909-4300 (So call me maybe)
To hear grandpa's scary stories and
Join the Junior Vampires' Club

Searching high

Call 1-900-909-UFOS (So call me maybe)
This may be the most shocking
Phone call you'll ever make

Eight, six, seven, five, three (oh) nine
I'm sorry
The number you have reached is not in service
Here's my number, so call me maybe
We're gonna be baby!

I am He-Man!
Call She-Ra and me at 1-900-909-2233
(So call me maybe)
Get your parent's permission
There's a new adventure every day
I have the power!

Call 1-900-500-5000 (Searching high)
When all you can think about is one thing
Warm sensuous people

Sorry I'm not home right now
I'm walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message and I'll call you back
A likely story
But leave a message and I'll call you back

If you're all alone pick up the phone
And call eight

Who you gonna call? Who you gonna call?
Who you gonna call? Think you better call
Who you gonna call? Who you gonna call?
Who can you call?
Corey Haim and Corey Feldman are
Giving out their personal numbers!
If you call me right now
I'll give you my private number
Um, if you call that number
I'll give you my personal number if
You call that and we'll rap
Two dollars the first minute
(So call me maybe)
Forty-five cents each additional minute
(We're gonna be, Baby)
Ask your parents before you call
(Here's my number)

Dial 1-900-820-8888

(So call me maybe)
And you could win the RoboCop Game Boy
Your telephone is linked to my weapon system!
1-900-909-3500 (So call me maybe)
Get the secret clues and
Tips for Nintendo players
Don't let Zelda down!

Sorry I'm not home right now
I'm walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message and I'll call you back

Wait for the beep you gotta leave your name
You gotta leave your number
Wait for the beep
You gotta leave it at the beep

(Sorry, wrong number)

Sorry I'm not home right now
I'm walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message and I'll call you back
A likely story
But leave a message and I'll call you back

And it's all your fault
I screen my phone calls no matter who calls
I gotta screen my phone calls

Who you gonna call?
Here's my number, so call me maybe
Eight, six, seven, five, three (oh) nine
Baby who you gonna call?
Here's my number, so call me maybe
Eight, six, seven, five, three (oh) nine
This is crazy

Eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf, sechs, sieben
Acht