Nellie McKay - Clonie lyrics

My, oh, my, walkin' by
Who's the apple of my eye?
Why, it's my very own Clonie

Oh, if I should stroll the 'hood
Who knew I could look so good
Just talkin' on the phone to Clonie?

We are pals
It's cool 'cause we're not lonely
Shallow gene pool - There's nothing
To my only Clonie
Me and you, hustlin' through
Holdin' on through thick and thin
Just day by day, our DNA
'cause the Olsen twins got nothin' on us

We'll survive, side by side mother Nature
Don't you call her phony - She's my Clonie

Was wealthy, but not healthy
Had no one to dwell with me
So look who I got born - Clonie

Far from broke, bored rich folk
We don't need no natural yolk
Our babies come full formed - Clonie

We'll be huggable
Get a publicist and show them
Be the most lovable thing since
Fucking Eminem - Oh, my friend

Multiply, we're a franchise
Like Walt Disney or Hannibal Lechter
We can tell our cancer cells are
More benign than old Phil Spector
We'll survive, side by side
Should have signed with Verve instead of
Sony - You're my Clonie

Oh, Clonie, how I love you
Ha! I'm the only person I ever loved!
Gee, that's swell!
I guess you're just my fatal
Attractionie - You're my Clonie