Nellie McKay - Won't U Please B Nice lyrics
[Nellie McKay - Won't U Please B Nice lyrics]
That would be nice like it's supposed to be
If you don't, I'll slit your throat
So won't you please, be nice
If you would hug your arms right around me
That would be snug like it's supposed to be
If we part, I'll eat your heart
So won't you please, be nice
Oh don't you love this romancing
Know that it's your life you're chancing
La da da
Isn't it nice now you've married me
Sugar and spice like it's supposed to be
If you go, I'll get your dough
So won't you please, be nice
Stop with your jazz oratory
I only listen to Top 40 (N'Sync rules)
Isn't it nice together we'll always live
No sacrifice we'll vote conservative
If you run, I'll pull a gun
Give me head or you'll be dead
Salute the flag, or I'll call you a fag
Oh won't you please, be nice